The Carpet Chat

Arsenal has finally won again and, as such, the lads are finally back. Nomics and ffg return to break down the 5-0 win against Crystal Palace and to passive aggressively snipe at criticisms received during the club's pre-Dubai stumble. There's Chubs of the Week, SlanderCenter and even some transfer talk about everyone's favorite uncontroversial French striker.

The lads are back and are actually able to preview a game this time! There's reactions to the incredible 2-0 win over Brighton and the possibly incredible, possibly devastating 1-0 loss against Aston Villa. Plenty of SlanderCenter, a case of xBlame and the most graphic Kai Havertz praise yet (and that's a high bar).

The lads are back to their usual schedule yet still have 2 games to cover. Nomics and ffg give their thoughts on Arsenal's 1 goal wins over Wolves and Luton. There's goalkeeping discussion, Moises Caicedo slander, talks of nationalism and much much more.

The lads are back in an episode narrowly salvaged from a near-destructive technical error. Nomics and ffg are joined by longtime fan and poster RickyT to review Arsenal's dominant Champions League triumph and the latest (at the time) action in the Premier League. There's SlanderCenter, several Kai Havertz victory laps and an actual Englishman's take on David Raya vs Aar

The lads are back and back to the typical schedule. There's reaction to the officiating disasterclass delivered by the fine folks of the PGMOL, a celebration of Arsenal's latest win in the Champions League and an absolute dismissal of Eddie Nketiah's goalscoring record.

The lads are back and one of them has a ring on his finger. Nomics and ffg do their best to be the last Arsenal podcast to react to the team's win over Manchester City and also the last to preview the game against Chelsea. Plus, there's discussion of "The Discourse" around Kai Havertz and some transfer links for January.

The lads are back despite the emotional toll a 2-2 loss to Tottenham in the North London Derby took on them. There's plenty of SlanderCenter nominations, two goals to assign xBLAME to and far too much talk of Nomics' wedding (which ffg is still not invited to).

Arsenal are back in the Champions League and the lads are back to break it all down. Nomics and ffg cover a two win week and struggle to find players for the SlanderCenter following a pair of clean sheets against Everton and PSV. All that, plus an extended preview of the North London Derby on this week's episode of The Carpet Chat.

Nomics and ffg are back to celebrate Arsenal's 3-1 win over Manchester United. There's an extra special segment for an extra special member of the squad, plenty of mockery of all 4 United CBs and even some controversial SlanderCenters handed out.

The lads are back and they answer the questions on everyone's minds following Arsenal's 2-2 draw against Fulham. Find out who got singled out for SlanderCenter, what happened to Shuk and who the latest pod sponsor is as Nomics and ffg recap the game before moving on to listener questions.