The Cooligans

Oct 24 2024 793 ep. 72 mins 128
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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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Champions League update, Bradley Wright-Phillips in-studio talks Hudson River Derby, MLS playoffs & rapping

Oct 24 2024 63 mins  
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss all the action from the Champions League before welcoming Bradley Wright-Phillips to talk about the MLS playoffs, having Ian Wright as a father, and his infamous raps.

Arsenal’s red card issues continue, Frankfurt CEO Axel Hellmann stops in & should Messi win MLS MVP?

Oct 21 2024 77 mins  
Christian and Alexis react to another Arsenal red card. Then, the guys chat with Eintracht Frankfurt CEO Axel Hellmann about how American fans can engage with German clubs. Later, Christian and Alexis debate whether Lionel Messi is deserving of MLS MVP.

Pulisic wrong for leaving early? Plus England hire Tuchel, Will Kuntz talks LA Galaxy & Rápido Reactions

Oct 17 2024 72 mins  
Christian and Alexis react to the USMNT’s loss to Mexico. Then, the guys chat with LA Galaxy general manager Will Kuntz. Later, Christian and Alexis bring back rápido reactions.

USMNT impressive on Pochettino’s debut, big names linked to England & Orlando Pride finally lose

Oct 14 2024 65 mins  
Christian and Alexis react to the the USMNT’s newest head coach. They chat about what hiring Mauricio Pochettino means for the direction of the US soccer federation and what this hire brings to the table. Later, they both reveal what aspect of the hire they’re most excited about and why this is an encourage step for the USMNT.

Jurgen Klopp joins Red Bull, MLS reveal their 22 under 22 & Rápido Reactions

Oct 10 2024 64 mins  
Christian and David react to Jurgen Klopp joining Red Bull & the Chicago Fire hiring Gregg Berhalter. Then, the guys react to MLS 22 under 22. Later, Christian and David bring back Rápido Reactions.

Pogba is back, Orlando Pride continues historic season & Inter Miami looking to break records

Oct 07 2024 72 mins  
Christian and Alexis react to Paul Pogba’s reinstatement. Then, the guys react to the Orlando Pride winning the NWSL Shield. Later, Christian and Alexis react to Inter Miami’s pursuit of the MLS points record.

Champions League Cinderellas, Mauricio Pochettino’s first camp with USMNT & should Lionel Messi win MLS MVP?

Oct 03 2024 85 mins  
Christian and Kyle Martino react to a busy Champions League week. Then, the guys look ahead to the USMNT’s first international window under Mauricio Pochettino. Later, Christian and Kyle discuss whether Lionel Messi deserves this season’s MLS MVP.

Premier League updates, NWSL action heats up & reacting to viral moments around the soccer world.

Sep 30 2024 78 mins  
Christian and Christine react to Manchester United’s loss to Tottenham. Then, Christian and Christine recap the weekend’s NWSL action and react to the Hudson River derby. Later, Christian and Christine react to viral moments in soccer over the weekend.

LAFC bests Sporting KC in US Open Cup Final, Manchester United’s disappointing result & streamer Chi Kacee joins the show

Sep 26 2024 72 mins  
Christian and Alexis react to the US Open Cup Final. Then Christian and Alexis bring on streamer Kacey Anderson to chat the release of EA Sports FC 25. Later, Christian and Alexis react to Manchester United’s shocking draw vs. FC Twente.

Arsenal-Man City reaction, Messi gets an NYC welcome & Jared Freid joins the show

Sep 23 2024 86 mins  
Christian and Alexis react to Arsenal vs. Manchester City. Then Christian and Alexis bring on Jared Freid, the voice of “Love Undercover,” to chat the show. Later, Christian and Alexis recap New York City FC vs. Inter Miami.