The Dick Show

Trump is almost assassinated, women ruined the secret service, a smoke detector goes off in the LBC, a dead animal washes up at the beach, a listener goes to a "lifestyle" party, firemen break a car for fun, and the Plan B pill no longer works on the average American woman and you'll never guess why (they're too fat); all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Dodgers have an vtuber night, a woman burns down an apartment building, I hate my new weight bench, liberals have messed up a plan, throwing LEGOs away, Maddox contacts the SEC, a guy dumps his gf, an entity walks up a tree, and a fat lady jumps on a box; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Shooting dice in hipster prison, coyotes break my hot water, the bodycam footage of Riley's arrest is released, gay dads leave a newborn in a car, Maddox misses a joke, getting the army numbers up, and the federal government is neutered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My Sonichu medallion has a pube in it, a lady parks her car for 7 minutes, there are no seats at the Japanese fair, Murrlogic calls in and talks about pooping in his pants and his foster care point system, and Rekieta's kid tests positive for cocaine--and everyone knows somehow; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Eric July siccs the cops on Mint Salad, Alex Jones' studio is plundered by the feds, more aircraft problems, children deface a gay Pride flag with motorized hate scooters, Maddox takes a compliment, "not possible to cut defense costs", drafting women, and a man escapes some prostitutes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Eric July gets Riley arrested for standing in a parking lot, Maddox's new cartoon show from 2018 and how he blew his last chance in Hollywood, a man ruins his brain on acid, and I interrupt a movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Vito Friend Experience, a No Simps protest, three and a half walled showers, ductility, the pope uses the f-slur, home insurance companies having to pay money, a German policeman gets stabbed, Yaira and disrespect, a criminal defense lawyer calls in about Nick's too much fun case, and a woman explains stoplight sensors; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Rekieta is arrested for possession of cocaine, a woman list her accomplishments, some young men check my mysoginy, a man dates a woman, Teslas auto-driving slowly in the fast lane, space, the Mandella effect hits me, and a guy spent thousands of dollars on dating apps; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A bunch of truck stop hogs go on the attack, a bunch of green energy property tax scams, a guy's testicles get twisted, homless Cheers in San Fransisco, the diversity awards, time off for periods, throwing babies into dumpsters, Romeo and Juliet, 20 Indian men stuck on a ship, and men in gaming; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

We read reviews of Amazon's Butt Wiping Wand, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, Cholos playing Pickleball, big fat kids, a dog puke nuclear stand-off, the New York portal, a cop shoots a Black guy, and some very rude voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!