The Give Zero Clucks Podcast

Jun 09 2023 295 ep. 43 mins 11
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We Give Zero Clucks, about not having the picture-perfect farm life. Hosted by Bev Ross & Sam Bolton, this is the farm comedy podcast that's a happy hour for the farming community. Through stories that include the mistakes we make and the new knowledge we gain, you'll feel less alone in this farm thing. Grab your favorite drink and laugh along with us.

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#234 - All The Horses

Jun 09 2023 19 mins  
When you learn about some of the more outlandish things Bev takes on, like six rescue horses, do you ever wonder how she makes those decisions and loops her family in? Spoiler alert, sometimes she doesn't. But as a neurodivergent person that is actively seeking to face her own bullpoo while also having grace and love for herself, recognizing where she could make different choices t

#233 - Oh, Hey There, Again

Jun 02 2023 24 mins  
Oh hey, there! Again... Bev & Sam are back and they have got some news for you! In this episode, Sam shares the details behind her recent decision to sell Fancy the cow and how she made it happen in a way that made her know it was the right decision. We hear a lot about how once you've made the decision to bring an animal home the right thing to do is to keep them forever. But

#232 - No Bunny Wants These In The Garden

Apr 07 2023 34 mins  
Rabbits are every gardener's worst nightmare. In this episode, learn why you don't want rabbits in your garden, which species of rabbits are the worst, how to tell if you've got a rabbit problem, ways to prevent them, what to do to get rid of them, and which plants they tend to avoid. We cover all the rascally rabbit bases!For full show notes go to www.drinkandfarm.com/232Mentioned

#231 - So You Want To Start Foraging?

Mar 31 2023 42 mins  
Wild foraging has really increased in popularity, especially in homesteading and self-sufficiency social media circles. In this episode, learn about why foraging is so awesome, who’s benefiting the most from its resurgence, how laws banning it have racist and classist roots, where laws still exist on the books against harvesting wild foods, and how you can help be a part of the s

#230 - That's Not A Weed, It's A Superfood!

Mar 17 2023 33 mins  
Superfoods are superhyped. But you know what doesn't get enough attention? Superweeds you can forage and enjoy for free! In this episode, learn about five superfood weeds that you may already have growing near your garden. And if you're a Patreon Peep, learn about the history of superfoods in our after-hours!For full show notes go to www.drinkandfarm.com/230Mentioned in this episod

#229 - The Best & Worst Garden Gadgets of Seasons Past

Mar 09 2023 30 mins  
We use tons of tools in the garden! Some have been fabulous, others, not so much. In this episode, we share all about our favorite gardening tools and tell you which ones didn't work as planned.For full show notes go to www.drinkandfarm.com/229Mentioned in this episode:Listen to other great podcasts on Positively Farming Media's Network playlist.PFM Playlist

Dive Bar #19 - How To Calculate Your Flock's Feed Needs

Feb 27 2023 32 mins  
Deciding what and how to feed your chickens can be overwhelming. Their age, your flock's goals, your values in terms of ethical and sustainable feed production, and the current environment all play a role in determining the best nutrition practices for your flock.Today, we're going to discuss how to decide what will work best for your farm, how to calculate your flock's feed needs

#228 - A Different Kind of Farm Goals Episode

Feb 23 2023 45 mins  
Some years you're feeling super motivated to change and improve all the things. Others, you're more intentional about drilling down into what really matters to you. What kind of year is Bev & Sam planning for 2023? In this episode, you'll hear all about it. And perhaps gain a different way to look at how you set your farm goals.For full show notes go to www.drinkandfarm.com/228

#227 - Should You Raise Chicks This Year?

Feb 09 2023 47 mins  
Egg and chicken prices are soaring! So should you raise chicks this year so you have access to eggs and/or meat without paying exorbitant prices at the store? There's a lot to consider. In this episode, we talk you through everything you need to consider before you add all those floofy babies to your cart and impatiently wait for them at the post office.For full show notes go to ww

#226 - Oh Hey There, Sam!

Jan 26 2023 49 mins  
Oh hey there, Sam! That's right, Sam's BACK! And oh my gosh it felt so good to settle into an episode that feels so comfy and familiar, but new and fresh. In this episode, we reflect on the goals we set eons ago, or what felt like eons ago, December 2021, and discuss how it went, what's changed, and what's staying the same. If you've been missing the drink + farm you knew and loved