The Hake Report

Mar 25 2025 1000 ep. 118 mins 53
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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it!

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Oh, don't hurt turtles, women, or children! 🙄 | Tue 3-25-25

Mar 25 2025 113 mins  
Trump decries distorted portrait. Yemen group chat? 🤷‍♂️ RIP Murphy the Bald Eagle. Israelis going to jail refusing to fight!The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 25, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:45) Trump portrait; Group chat; "children"* (0:07:50) Hey, guys!* (0:11:29) Bad portrait* (0:16:51) Yemen group chat* (0:24:30) Pulled security clearances … Lame-o judge

Do you prefer non-political gals? | Mon 3-24-25

Mar 24 2025 114 mins  
The Hake Report, Monday, March 24, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start, small talk* (0:07:06) Hey, guys!* (0:08:55) Libs want Democrats angry!* (0:12:24) News… Food banks DOGED* (0:18:11) News… Peace by Easter? Deportations* (0:24:10) Jasmine Mooney long sob story* (0:32:01) Super: LYC* (0:35:11) JAIME, MN: Tesla… Short women in power* (0:41:14) JAIME: Tesla vs emotions* (0:42

Praying in vain! | Fri 3-21-25

Mar 21 2025 114 mins  
Nitpick the "right"; let the wrong go wild! Subsidized housing for failures? Death penalty prayers. Parental alienation?The Hake Report, Friday, March 21, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:24) Stuff falling apart, airplane and airport incidents* (0:06:23) Skype replacement? Google Voice?* (0:09:30) Hey, guys! Willow Beach, AZ…* (0:14:03) ANDREW, Scotland: Edinburgh, Glasg

An attack on Tesla is an attack on America | Thu 3-20-25

Mar 20 2025 114 mins  
Fighting to keep waste and fraud in gov't! Illegal "taxpayers"! Bullfighting drama! Tesla under attack! Muslim students in Chicago university!The Hake Report, Thursday, March 20, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:44) Pro-tips. Trump vs enemies. Be healthy!* (0:07:34) Hey, guys! Hake Printify* (0:10:36) Hake News… Happiness* (0:23:31) Dept of "Education" and "Defense" down

What's it like being white? | Wed 3-19-25

Mar 19 2025 114 mins  
Lib "judges" against what's right. Call-heavy day: JLP's message. Jim Breuer and pot culture? Being white vs being black in America…The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 19, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:07) Trump, Elon vs judges* (0:06:21) Hey, guys!* (0:09:23) Female Latina LGBT "judge"* (0:31:44) Another "judge"* (0:38:09) DANIEL, TX: Irish independence* (0:44:10) DANI

I'm really crying, how's it lying? | Tue 3-18-25

Mar 18 2025 114 mins  
Black girls becoming victim-perpetrators! News and calls from the "lovely ladies"! Why do "I feel like..."? Trump appreciation — versus "judges" and the ACLU!The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 18, 2025 ADJLP tees and mugs, etc. — jesseleepeterson.shop TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:37) Appreciate Trump* (0:05:23) Baton relay racing* (0:09:02) Hey guys! Sacred Cove. JLP tee "Cr

Whose arms are bigger? | Mon 3-17-25

Mar 17 2025 114 mins  
Kenyans who? Righteous deportations. Space horrors! Irish pronunciations. Anti-mummy propaganda! Sleep privilege? Caitlin Clark's vs Hake's arms.The Hake Report, Monday, March 17, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:12) Trump did it anyway* (0:04:28) Hey, guys!* (0:08:04) White man won LA Marathon!* (0:17:25) News…* (0:17:56) Illegal deportation?* (0:29:55) Chinese love Tru

BASED Chuck Schumer! | Fri 3-14-25

Mar 14 2025 114 mins  
Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized?The Hake Report, Friday, March 14, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:32) Gonna compare arms… (Forgot!)* (0:03:58) Hey, guys!* (0:05:32) MICHAEL, Canada: Your French is horrible* (0:10:49) MICHAEL: Op-Ed: "H— wanted pe

Ruling by FEAR! | Thu 3-13-25

Mar 13 2025 115 mins  
Trump's righteous "climate" rollbacks! Stuck in space! Stepmother arrested! Rosie in Ireland. Calls on climate fear!The Hake Report, Thursday, March 13, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:09) Climate rollbacks* (0:07:41) Hey, guys!* (0:10:37) Climate rollbacks, more* (0:28:15) Stuck in space* (0:35:54) STEVE'N, MD: DEI, Conservatives, Big Mama, Sports* (0:48:56) Hake News…

These gals tryna do stuff | Wed 3-12-25

Mar 12 2025 114 mins  
Ne-Yo, ugh. Ocean species and coral! Wife and children content creators? Trump tariffs. "Conversion therapy." Terror sympathy speech? Congress mothers.The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 12, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: News…* (0:04:38) Hey, guys!* (0:06:38) News…* (0:09:08) Billy Joel* (0:11:37) Titanium heart* (0:16:00) Ne-Yo dating 4 women, he's previously married* (0:2