The Hard2Watch Podcast

Today begins an odyssey, an endurance trial, a war....a year ago Captain LAMOTU and The Monk watched a movie so poorly written, badly acted, horribly shot, terribly directed, and altogether straight up and down butts that it nearly broke the spirit of The H2Dub...It's been sitting in the vault ever since, just 6 and a half hours of raw audio pain, but now, at long last, it's time.

It's the 4th of July and we are celebrating freedom by talking Cassius Clay, not the one who rope-a-doped Big George Foreman but rather the one for whom he was named. That's right, the senator clubbinest, pistol duelinest, cannon lovinest, anti-confederate you've never heard of. Until Now!Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on XFollow The Hard2Watch

Well kids, come gather 'round for the 50th Episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. The most EPIC episode to date! We've got orgasms at funerals, Cap starts singing again, hot takes on A.I. art, batshit bedtime stories, ziggurats made of your aunties, and an EXCLUSIVE interview that is guaranteed to make you wish you were watching a movie about a CIA sponsored werewolf out for revenge! P

We go back to a time before we lost the time machine to celebrate our Veterans on Memorial Day and learn about an amazing feat by and amazing man as The Hard2Watch Podcast celebrates Henry Johnson. Like the Wu Tang Clan, this dude ain't nothin to fuck with!Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on XFollow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all

Captain LAMOTU and The Monk discuss presidential brain worms, the state of modern reading technology, why running as a hobby is a red flag, and the Cap ruminates about how his pop used to make up and fall asleep during bedtime stories and reads you a couple first edition tales from The Brothers Grimm. This ain't your grandma's Rapunzel....it's like your great great great great gran

Well kids, we're back in Jefferson Parrish with Steve and the gang to take on crime and the stories of the individual characters that make up the police force are really starting to come together. Follow along as Steven, the Colonel, Fat Bald Cop, Ethnically Ambiguous Cop, and Sgt Powell celebrate the life and legacy of the late Police Chief Harry Lee. This one sees Steven Seagal a

Cap and The Monk give you a double dose of History today when we learn why it's a bad idea to bury yourself in cement and what happens when a city breaks a Persian Kings heart. Plus our heroes stir up riots and lose the time machine?!?!?! Noooooooooo!!!Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on XFollow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your

We're back for the stunning conclusion of Chief Seagal Lawman Episode 5! After two gun crimes Steven wants to make sure his boys skills are sharp so we get more classic police training in how to escalate every situation possible! We also break down how hurrying up to slow down on a breach is maybe not the best idea. Plus The Monk is sneaking up on you with the Crisco again! All thi

The Captain and The Monk are back on the streets of Jefferson Parrish with Chief Seagal and the gang keeping guns of the street and "gently" throwing people into cars. Our heroes also teach proper table etiquette so you don't look like a jacket full of assholes in front of your date. Plus 50% more shotguns, woodchippers and roleplay! All this and more! Read our Tweets and participa

Today Cap and The Monk discuss the passing of starting Criminal of the Buffalo Bills The Juice OJ Simpson, We learn about nuclear energy and one of the AEC's many ridiculous shenanigans, when they tried to create a real life Fallout style religious cult based around buried nuclear waste and tales of The Cap'n in the Capital waste land! So strap your lead mask to your face and mount