The Horny Housewife

Mar 24 2025 240 ep. 54 mins 80
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This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!

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227.How to Flirt; Reviving the Lost Art in Your Marriage!

Mar 24 2025 77 mins  
Today we learn the lost art of flirtation! Im talking millennial, LTR/married, IN IT TO WIN FLIRT TECHNIQUES. What is going to get his eyes bigger and her downstairs wetter =) Spoiler alert: men and women flirt differently and want different things- you may be happily surprised to hear some forgotten ways to flirt. Of course in todays EP we navigate listener questions; from a man w

226. In-laws, Boys Trips, Farting on Him & What Destroys Marriages

Mar 17 2025 95 mins  
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today: A husband who hates his mother in law, my thoughts on boys trips/girls trips, story time of how I farted on him & more…rapid fire on topics such as cucks, women choosing their careers over their marriage and dirty ta

225. Vow Renewals, Penis Sleeves, Who is the Breadwinner & Call off your Wedding!

Mar 10 2025 60 mins  
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com. Tune in for a “WINE DOWN” version of THH monday =) Penis sleeves, a low drive husband whose FIANCE is feeling inadequate, who should be the breadwinner and the JYNX that is vow renewals. Tune in now! Want bonus listener

224. How to: Choosing a Therapist, Semen Fetish & Wives Who Lack Empathy

Mar 03 2025 81 mins  
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today I’m telling you not all therapist are equal! I’m dishing the red flags to look out for when diving in to therapy (& the green flags too!) and choosing a therapist. Spoiler alert; therapists are human and some suck

223. legal brothels, mismatched libido & what gets YOU off!

Feb 24 2025 54 mins  
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today get comfy as we have a bag o’listener questions ready to go! From a curious couple looking to possibly have a threesome (via legal brothel), to a man whose drive far surpasses his wife’s and she says “it’s me,

222. Perimenopause; going from sexually numb to AWAKENED ft. Marcella Hill

Feb 17 2025 98 mins  
Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today I am joined with the CEO/Author of Wake Her Up and we are discussing her personal story of what happened when she woke up and her sex drive was GONE, she (thought)she hated her husband and he seemed to be the person to

221. Tossing Salad & Friends w/Cheaters

Feb 10 2025 76 mins  
Today tune in to discuss tossing salad, obligatory sex (wives making sure to partake in order to keep their husbands) and why cheaters cheat- and what to do with the people we know IRL who aren’t being loyal to the person they call husband/wife. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon here. Want to ask a listener question? Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Fleshli

220. Edging, Ultimatums & Love Deposits will save your LTR

Feb 03 2025 63 mins  
Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com To edge or not to edge that is the question; is edging great for men and an ultimate let down for women? Does the anticipation create a stronger climax, or the opposite? Today ‘Mommy Gets Vulnerable’: we're doing an Ask Me Anything segment along with your personal fav; listener questions of course! T

219- Herpes, SSRI's & Why Your Spouse has the ICK

Jan 27 2025 90 mins  
FLESHLIGHT: promo code HOUSEWIFE go to http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife In today’s EP a listener question begs the need for busting the ‘hearsay’ about herpes! HSV-1 is extremely common and instead of shying away were diving in. Another listener writes in to share his doctors suggestion for ED/PE….an SSRI ?!? Why, How and WTF. I am going over the side effects of S

218. Defining "Horny Housewife" & Finding the Energy for Sex

Jan 20 2025 67 mins  
FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com. In today’s EP Jordyn is breaking the stigma on the word “horny” and what it TRULY means to be a “Horny Housewife” Buckle in for listener questions as today we have a “frustrated 50 year old” who desire