The Jackson Two

Jan 09 2025 56 ep. 74 mins 2
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Three buds read through the entire damn Percy Jackson SERIES OF SERIES for all you poor sinners who don’t have time to read them but somehow DO have time to listen to us. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONFUSING BUT FLATTERING TIME-MANAGEMENT CHOICES.

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Prepare For The Mer-Mayhem (TTC.CH5)

Jan 09 2025 51 mins  
What does a summer camp do in winter? When will Saint Sally get the SLIGHTEST consideration from her terrible god-son? And CAN she overnight some sinus meds to PJ? Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semi

Get In Loser, We're Spinning Off (TTC.CH4)

Nov 29 2024 64 mins  
While the kids are exposed to dangerous levels of Kenergy, we discover William’s elemental weakness, have YET ANOTHER argument about magnets, and discuss the perils inherent in perching above Seattle with a katana as a public mental healthcare model Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us

The Half-Blood Blues (TTC.CH3)

Nov 14 2024 64 mins  
PJ and the crew meet YET ANOTHER GOD, William needs to dial 411 to learn what 411 is, and wait, Zebras are HOW big?! Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, e

SNEAK ATTACKLE! (TTC.CH2)

Aug 30 2024 55 mins  
ABC tries out for the rugby team, William remembers Southland Tales fondly, Isaac wants to see👏the👏monkey👏, and SO HELP ME STORE-BRAND GOD I'M GONNA FIND THAT CRICKET OR DIE TRYING Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, he

Preheat Your Anger-Oven (TTC.CH1)

Aug 23 2024 62 mins  
We realize that Camp Half-Blood is basically the Jedi Council in a BAD way, William takes Casey to task for pronouncing a fake word correctly, and a first-of-its-kind event demands celebration! Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars

Shallow Halogens (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E5)

Jun 28 2024 89 mins  
The electrified, enwebulated, mystery-boxingest finale of this interstitial season! BE THRILLED OR BE BILLED! (And trust us: You do NOT wanna meet Bill) Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content

A Big Ol' No-Can Doozy (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E4)

May 11 2024 80 mins  
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, IMMORTAN CALEB Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding

Grabbed Him By The Abs (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E3)

Apr 23 2024 94 mins  
With apologies to Mike D and hopes they'll keep until he's back from the dead Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, th

It Truly Was A Manic Monday (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E2)

Apr 08 2024 64 mins  
Dearly beloved We are gathered here today To build sweet-ass go-karts Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

Narc of the Covenant (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E1)

Feb 15 2024 60 mins  
Who dat goatm'n? Where'd that lifeguard get chlorine-proof blue hair dye? AND WHERE THE CUSS DID MR. D PUT THE PAYROLL FILES, CHIRON HAS TO DO HIS TAXES. Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE