The Kingmaker Histories

Nov 08 2024 34 ep. 27 mins 715
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On the 19th of February, 1911, in the Valorian Socialist Republic, an assistant tailor named Colette Geise experienced a migraine that ruined her life. This is a historical account of what happened next. THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk weird fiction podcast about being gay and doing crime, brought to you by the freaks who brought you Less Is Morgue.

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the KINGMAKER HISTORIES - Trailer

Aug 16 2022 1 mins  
The story of a seamstress, a diamond, a witch, two men in a van, and a large amount of invasive alien fauna. KINGMAKER - premiering October 2022. Transcript

Prologue - The Fall of Crystal City

Oct 07 2022 12 mins  
A royal advisor flees the castle on the night of a bloody revolution and finds the world’s best hiding place for the king’s secret doomsday weapon. Content Warning: Childbirth, gunshots Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - The King Addison Peacock - Ariadne Jeremy Showell - Gottlieb Taqi Nazeer - Ei

Chapter One - Happy Konigstodestag!

Oct 21 2022 29 mins  
Assistant tailor Colette Geise experiences a migraine that destroys her life. Content Warning: Gore, gunshots. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Erika Sanderson - Ninette Meg Molloy Tuten - Thea Addison Peacock - Ariadne Zane Schact - Leonid Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Additi

Chapter Two - What the Hell is Blue?

Nov 04 2022 25 mins  
Eisen conducts a series of highly scientific tests to determine how he can best use the Kingmaker to his advantage. Content Warning: Swearing, gore, animal death Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Jamie Douglas - Maurice Zane Schact - Labelle Additi

Chapter Three - Remedial Haggling

Nov 18 2022 29 mins  
The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind. Written by Dana Schiewe Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots Transcript Link Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - Addison Peaco

Chapter Four - The Wrong Door

Dec 02 2022 40 mins  
When the trio are stranded in the middle of nowhere, their search for petrol leads them into a life-or-death situation. Content Warning: Gore, Unreality, Fire, Jump scares Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Gus Zagarella - Fransi

Chapter Five- The Devil’s Maw

Dec 16 2022 37 mins  
Eisen accidentally drops a valuable artifact down the gullet of a giant monster. Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Content warning: Body horror, vomit. Transcript Link Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Graham Rowat - Moretz Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Addison Peacock - Daphne Additional voices - Jamie Douglas, Meg Molloy Tute

Chapter Six - A Hard Rain

Jan 06 2023 40 mins  
In need of a doctor, the gang find themselves roped into a magical conflict between a man of the cloth and two wild women of the woods. Content warning: Drowning, religious trauma Transcript Link Written by Gus Zagarella Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux Dan

Chapter Seven - You’ll Never Want to Leave!

Jan 20 2023 41 mins  
Telesphore recieves a telegram from some childhood friends who live in a village full of Kehrseite ex-pats. Content warning: Kidnapping Transcript Link Written by Addison Peacock Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Ryan Hoyle - Alkadies Bonnie Calderwood Aspinall -

Chapter Eight - Room to Let

Feb 03 2023 29 mins  
Fed up in her quest to get the Kingmaker, Ariadne tries a new strategy for getting information- being nice to people. Content Warning: Torture, gore, body horror Transcript Link Written by Max Kreisky Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Addison Peacock - Ariadne Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux Zane Schact - Leonid Erika Sanderson - Ninette Blythe Renay - Cole