The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are a beautiful mystery. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bad Kids of Crestview Academy (2017) * Bad Kids Go to Hell (2012) * The Extraordinary (1993-1996) * Hitchcock (2012) * Mass Effect: Paragon Lost (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Doctor Faustus (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://

I was so spent, I could hardly move. And so, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson went ahead of me. They stretched their legs and walked along the shore. At the edge of the jungle, they stopped. I was certain they were going to look back at me, flatten their ears to their heads, and growl. That they would bring our relationship to an end in some way. But they just stared ahead into the jungle

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson said “aye”, Mr McPherson! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEE!!! ALSO DISCUSSED * Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome (2012) * Civil War (2024) * Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) * Silver Linings Playbook (2012) * The Turn of the Screw (1974) * Wreck-It Ralph (2012) Reach us on Twitter a

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have just sanctioned your science fiction movie. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bay (2012) * Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: All’s Well That Ends Well (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Much Ado About Nothing (2012) * Sinister 2 (2015) * The Tell-Tale Heart (1960) * The Tingler (1959) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.co

Don't worry, Daddy. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’ll make you famous again. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016) * The Devil’s Carnival (2012) * The First Time (2012) * Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) PITH TAKE * Persona 5 Royal (video game, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at http

You're the one who thought Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were so interesting, but they're kinda tiresome after a while, don't you think? ALSO DISCUSSED * Siren (2016) * Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (2023) * V/H/S: Viral (2014) * V/H/S/94 (2021) * V/H/S/99 (2022) PITH TAKE * Alan Wake 2 (video game, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 R

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could sing a lick, they would. But they can't. And they hate themselves every day because of it. ALSO DISCUSSED * Frankenweenie (2012) * Spaceman (2024) * V/H/S (2012) * V/H/S/2 (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice they charitably said girl and not person because, let's face it, they’d smoke all of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Hole (2009) * House at the End of the Street (2012) * Two Evil Eyes (1990) PITH TAKES * Area 7 (novel, 2001) * The Wharf Revue: Pride in Prejudice (variety show,

You’re going to soak up Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s love like a sponge. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bait (2012) * Boar (2017) * Dune: Part Two (2024) * Hope Springs (2012) PITH TAKE * Chivalry (graphic novel, 2022) * Gaslight (play, 2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will debase themselves for credits. ALSO DISCUSSED * Madame Web (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 1 (2010) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 2 (2010) PITH TAKE * God of War Ragnarök: Valhalla (video game DLC, 2023) * The Wolves (play, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Bl