The Martyr Show Podcast

Craig and Martin discuss DiCaprio's stupidly large face and try to talk about other things, but the face gets in the way.

Craig and Martin compare Hitler's sub-par planning to that of Batman and find time to discuss the many flaws of Prometheus.

Craig & Martin discuss owning property, the postal service, the second hand market for books, how video gaming has changed over the past 20 years & much, much more.

Craig and Martin try to guess who will come out on top during TNA's first PPV of the year. Were they right? Tune in to find out.

Craig and Martin discuss things that have happened since the podcast began back in 2009, the media's portrayal of celebrities & much, much more.

Craig and Martin discuss WWE Night of Champions, poor booking during the ECW buyout & the stupid shit TNA does.

Craig & Martin map out a house drum beat & try to comprehend the importance of one, talk about 606's, 808's & 303's, 10 Ragas To a Disco Beat by Charnajit Singh being acid before acid, ridiculous genres that have no definition i.e."grime" "garage" "uk funky"... The subject of Winehouse is brought up and we get confused with the number of albums she released vs the number of albums

Craig and Martin discuss Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows parts 1 & 2, Alan Rickman's acting, Evanna Lynch's need to marry Martin (or vice versa), Gambon's "come to bed" eyes, zombies and the future in this absolutely non 12A rated episode.

Craig and Martin struggle to cope with the ridiculous amounts of internet fame that has been thrust upon them while discussing Kevin Smith's Smodcast network & radio station, more quotes attributed to Sean Connery, videogames like Call Of Duty and the crossover between games and movies.

Craig and Martin compare memory stick sizes while wondering why a 486 could surf the internet faster than the android phones of today.