The Movie Patrol

Mar 11 2025 178 ep. 136 mins 26
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Making fun of movies, good and bad. Come join Steve, Dave, Sean and sometimes a guest as we laugh our way through movie nonsense with made up alternate scenes and raw keywords.

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#178 Terminator 2 Judgement Day with Steve, Dave and Sean

Mar 11 2025 91 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about sentient machines who hunt humans in the past to defeat them in future or something, Doc Blair helps John and Sarah, robot council meeting, Dave’s bar scene, Burt Moore, a German Diceman, Rambo fights the T-1000 and much more.

#177 The Equalizer 2 (2018) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Feb 25 2025 118 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Robert's new adventures getting revenge for his friend, Kurt and Eric Sloane come home to some trouble, the neighbors visit Brian and he makes funeral arrangements, treadmill danger, Robert and Miles talk to Rambo about a hobby and much more.

#176 The Equalizer (2014) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Feb 11 2025 108 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a very eccentric ex-secret agent who serves up hot justice usually within 29 seconds for some reason, Teddy visits the Scottish crew, Sean pulls off a job and returns home to a suspicious lady, Rambo gets hired for an equalizer job and much more.

#175 Iron Eagle 2 (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Jan 28 2025 99 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Chappy’s new assignment with a multinational misfit crew. The General visits Chappy and Doug. Dave’s pep band. Rambo and Dave help a pilot. Luke Skywalker, R2D2 and Gino Felino brief the pilots and much more.

#174 Above the Law (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Jan 14 2025 120 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the greatest Chicago cop on Earth according to him, old guys at a party hitting on Nico’s partner, Rambo’s invention workshop in the church basement, Nico gets interrogated and much more.

#173 Full Metal Jacket (1987) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Dec 31 2024 114 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the Marines in Vietnam, Gunny Gabriel talks to Privates Guzzler and Cowboy, Joker and Cowboy find Doc Blair on the toilet, crayons are a Marine delicacy, Rambo has a flashback and much more.

#172 Lethal Weapon 2nd Look (1987) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick

Dec 17 2024 132 mins  
Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick take a 2nd look at Lethal Weapon as Rick’s request for the Christmas episode. We learn about a drug deal with Mr. Jesse and Mr. Screwface, Roger watches a porn tape too long, Rambo talks to Lucille Larusso at her grave and much more.

#171 The Silence of the Lambs (1991) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Dec 03 2024 107 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about an uncertified FBI rube chasing a cross dressing serial killer, Lecter questions Clarice and Chilton about their attractions, Roden and Pilcher shoot their shot with Clarice, Clarice finds Rambo and Ramona in his tunnel system and much more.

#170 Down Periscope (1996) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Nov 19 2024 112 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about fun under the sea with the greatest Navy in the world, Chief Rambo musters the weird crew, Dazzling Dave interviews Quint and Doc Blair for his channel, Master Guns checking on all the Marine Sentry stations, Jesse Ventura impression, Sean’s new costume and much more.

#169 Rambo 3 (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Nov 05 2024 111 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Rambo fighting helicopters in Afghanistan, monks caring for Rambo because of his brain injury, Dave’s guitar adventures and possible vacation activities, recruited tribal leaders discuss joining Rambo, Rambo has a personality conflict in a tunnel and much more.