The Movie Patrol

Oct 22 2024 168 ep. 25
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Making fun of movies, good and bad. Come join Steve, Dave, Sean and sometimes a guest as we laugh our way through movie nonsense with made up alternate scenes and raw keywords.

  Comedy  TV & Film
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#168 Sleepaway Camp (1983) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Oct 22 2024 117 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a super murdery summer camp, Scottish softball coaches, Lake Dave propositions the neighbors, gummy bear fun, Young Rambo at summer camp and much more.

#167 Legionnaire (1998) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Oct 08 2024 116 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about French Foreign Legion service, Scottish Legion sergeants meet Meg, convincing Luther to risk his life, Dave’s vacation behaviors, where are they now?, Rambo joins the squad and meets Duke and Pickles and much more.

#166 Star Trek (2009) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Sep 24 2024 107 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about space exploration, the captain is tortured by Screwface and Bill Harding, Kirk sees Uhura having tummy issues, a red shirt gets no respect, Rambo defeats a black hole and much more.

#165 The Magnificent Seven

Sep 10 2024 107 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a ragtag group of western mercenaries, Magic Dave tricks guys to survive, some drag queen gunslingers, Rambo joins the gang and they all get snakebites and much more.

#164 The Untouchables (1987) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Aug 27 2024 109 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about bootleggers and prohibition, Elliot’s dirty talking wife, Elliot meets Crocodile Dundee and his team, Rambo tries to help Malone with women and much more.

#163 The Breakfast Club (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Aug 13 2024 101 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 80’s high school detention activities, Screwface kidnaps the detention, “Let me stop you right there, bud” fun, reenacting a scene with Scottish characters, Rambo teaches sex ed during detention, where are they now and much more.

#162 Payback (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Jul 30 2024 93 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about revenge and double crossing, Miss Salt and Miss Cleo visit Southern Sean, Carter calls Dice and Johnny, Rambo and Screwface torture Southern Sean, looping Sean’s comments and much more.

#161 Silent Rage (1982) with Steve, Dave and Sean

Jul 16 2024 108 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about small towns with world class medical testing facilities, Southern Sean pranks a madman, Nancy makes a cinnamon cake, Dan Simmons Plan B hammock, Rambo’s team captures Kirby and much more.

#160 The Gray Man

Jul 02 2024 104 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about CIA black ops, Number Six and Armando visit Margaret, Southern Sean gets tortured, Rambo and Candy Striper Dave help Number Six escape and much more.

#159 CHiPs (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean

May 28 2024 107 mins  
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about poorly executed 70’s cop show remakes, Lincoln Hawk traffic stop, Rocky and Drago get stopped, Rambo and a Marine traffic stop, hand jibbers, Marion Cobretti improv and much more.