The Top Three from Not The Bee

Feb 06 2025 32 ep. 4 mins 52
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The Top Three from Not the Bee is your quick, daily recap of the three most outrageous stories that sound like satire but aren’t. In just a few minutes, we bring you the craziest, most unbelievable headlines of the day—short, sharp, and perfect for when you need a quick laugh at the absurdity of real life.

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2.6.25 Unelected Bureaucrats For Me But Not For Thee

Feb 06 2025 5 mins  
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Democrats meltdown over unelected people firing other unelected people, eggs are a high commodity for thieves, and if you like guns, Florida is the state for you.

2.5.25 The Sound Of (Insane) Silence

Feb 05 2025 5 mins  
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Women want a moment of silence for January 6th, the city of Los Angeles is ok with people just blocking freeways for any reason and a flood museum is closed due to...flooding.

2.4.25 So Much Folding

Feb 04 2025 5 mins  
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Mexico and Canada folded like a cheaply made Mexican umbrella, Joe Biden heads to Hollywood and New York State is trying to crack down on ghosts (guns).

2.3.25 Tariffs: They're So Hot Right Now

Feb 03 2025 5 mins  
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Tariffs are hot hot hot hot right now, a man wanders into a lady doctor, and there's a chance Spiderman is real.

1.30.25 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Congressional Hearings!

Jan 30 2025 5 mins  
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Democrats shout their way through another confirmation hearing, Trump may get his mug on Mt. Rushmore, and a picture is worth a thousand words or 83 bucks and a sad life lesson.

1.29.25 Orange Man Good

Jan 29 2025 5 mins  
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. Trump issues his best executive order to date, ice cream trucks are NOT ICE trucks, and PETA wants you to eat a vegan cake.

1.28.25 A Tale Of Two Countries

Jan 28 2025 5 mins  
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee. El Salvador comes in clutch (are we still saying that?), CNN melts down over Trump's approval ratings, and it should go without saying, but don't hold giant parties for underage kids and give them beer, especially if you're a school administrator.

1.27.25 JD A Nazi?

Jan 27 2025 6 mins  
Welcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! JD Vance is a nazi because he thinks people should have kids, Target is chucking all its rainbow stuff, and don't label your bag with drugs "This Is Not A Bag With Drugs."

1.23.25 How To Win Friends And Terrorize People

Jan 23 2025 5 mins  
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! Tom Homan gets to work, Antifa's gonna Antifa, and never dress up as an upside-down snow cone.

1.22.25 Our Own Homegrown Hero

Jan 22 2025 4 mins  
Welcome to The Top Three From Not The Bee! One of our own gets a presidential pardon, hell freezes over, and Panama burns a flag,