The Tottenham Chronicles

Jan 08 2025 91 ep. 65 mins 11
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2 Hackney marshes footballers discuss the farce carnival that is Premier League football.

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THE BRAZILIAN GLENN WHELAN

Jan 08 2025 81 mins  
With Christmas ruined let's see if we can kill the most depressing month of the year. You go get 'em Spurs. Wolves (2-2), and Newcastle (1-2) And why Spurs this season should be called the Archie Gray finishing school FC.

TIMO BURNERPHONE - SOU 0 - 5 SPURS

Dec 18 2024 65 mins  
SPURS HAVE RECEIVED VERY LITTLE CHARITY THIS DECEMBER BUT HEY, WE STUFFED THE SAINTS (0-5) TO SEND RUSSELL MARTIN REACHING FOR HIS COERVER METHOD ANNUAL. (THE DUDE MISSED THE 5TH GOAL COS HE WAS BUSY EMPTYING HIS LOCKER) WE LOOK FORWARD TO YANITED IN THE ENERGY CUP AND LIVERPOOL IN THE LEAGUE. ( WE COULD MAKE IT VERRRRRRYYYY INTERESTING OR PERISH IN A BALL OF FLAMES. EITHER OR. PFF

THE VICARIO SCENARIO

Dec 04 2024 80 mins  
BOURNEMOUTH, CHELSEA, RANGERS...dont' get scared now.

HAKIM ZEROPECS AKA GALATASARARRRRRGGGGHHHHH

Nov 08 2024 63 mins  
ALKMAAR, PALACE, CITY, VILLA AND GALATASARAY... ON WE MARCH TO BILBAO?! FROM "WE HAVE NEYMAR" TO " "GALAHORRORSHOW" ACH FOOK IT.

WORST HAM (4-1)

Oct 23 2024 56 mins  
12 corners in the first half. My word. Look forward to our potted history of AZ Alkmaar. Mousa Dembele's team and Jonny Metgod... if you know, you know. onto Palace!

STAY HUMBLE HUH?

Sep 24 2024 67 mins  
It's been a case of the 'Bad' (Arsenal, 0-1), the 'Fugly' (Coventry 1-2) and the 'Good' Brentford (3-1) in the past week and next up we welcome Qarabag to the WHL on Thursday in the Europa followed by an Old Trafford showdown that never disappoints in terms of tragedy against a knock-kneed Yanited on the Weekend. We deep the City - Arsenal game, Rodri's ACL, Haaland lobbing the bal

"SPURS LACK CHOLISMO" NEW2-1SPURS

Sep 06 2024 58 mins  
Newcastle away...🥶 Well at least we didn't have our arses handed to us...So...there's that.😇 Pep Guardiola called it. "Pre season is over" with the first 3 games before the nations league tomfoolery and Spurs in that time have drawn, won and lost... 🤠 Cardoso, Lo Celso and Dan Burns OG's...yummy.😜 Assna next.... oooo yeah Up the Spurs

NEW SEASON, FOOK THE REST!!

Aug 27 2024 55 mins  
An opening Leicester 1-1 draw and a resounding victory (4-0) against a zombie Everton team at home... It's the 2024/25 season ladies and gentlemen and we've got Europa bollocks to contend with so don't get too comfortable. It's Porro, Bissouma, Son and Romero all leading the charge and it's the Newcastle graveyard next. Ouch.

FARCE CARNVIAL SPURS 0-2 CITY

May 17 2024 85 mins  
The strangest game.

BRYAN GIL IN GOAL AGAINST CITY! LIVERPOOL 4 -2 SPURS, CHE 2- 0, SPURS 2-3 ARSENAL

May 09 2024 85 mins  
Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool away when we've all mentally checked out. Auuuugggghhhhhhffffttttt. Here's to relegating mighty Burnley at the weekend! ROLL ON NEXT SEASON!