The Tottenham Chronicles

Dec 04 2024 89 ep. 65 mins 12
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2 Hackney marshes footballers discuss the farce carnival that is Premier League football.

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THE VICARIO SCENARIO

Dec 04 2024 80 mins  
BOURNEMOUTH, CHELSEA, RANGERS...dont' get scared now.

HAKIM ZEROPECS AKA GALATASARARRRRRGGGGHHHHH

Nov 08 2024 63 mins  
ALKMAAR, PALACE, CITY, VILLA AND GALATASARAY... ON WE MARCH TO BILBAO?! FROM "WE HAVE NEYMAR" TO " "GALAHORRORSHOW" ACH FOOK IT.

WORST HAM (4-1)

Oct 23 2024 56 mins  
12 corners in the first half. My word. Look forward to our potted history of AZ Alkmaar. Mousa Dembele's team and Jonny Metgod... if you know, you know. onto Palace!

STAY HUMBLE HUH?

Sep 24 2024 67 mins  
It's been a case of the 'Bad' (Arsenal, 0-1), the 'Fugly' (Coventry 1-2) and the 'Good' Brentford (3-1) in the past week and next up we welcome Qarabag to the WHL on Thursday in the Europa followed by an Old Trafford showdown that never disappoints in terms of tragedy against a knock-kneed Yanited on the Weekend. We deep the City - Arsenal game, Rodri's ACL, Haaland lobbing the bal

"SPURS LACK CHOLISMO" NEW2-1SPURS

Sep 06 2024 58 mins  
Newcastle away...🥶 Well at least we didn't have our arses handed to us...So...there's that.😇 Pep Guardiola called it. "Pre season is over" with the first 3 games before the nations league tomfoolery and Spurs in that time have drawn, won and lost... 🤠 Cardoso, Lo Celso and Dan Burns OG's...yummy.😜 Assna next.... oooo yeah Up the Spurs

NEW SEASON, FOOK THE REST!!

Aug 27 2024 55 mins  
An opening Leicester 1-1 draw and a resounding victory (4-0) against a zombie Everton team at home... It's the 2024/25 season ladies and gentlemen and we've got Europa bollocks to contend with so don't get too comfortable. It's Porro, Bissouma, Son and Romero all leading the charge and it's the Newcastle graveyard next. Ouch.

FARCE CARNVIAL SPURS 0-2 CITY

May 17 2024 85 mins  
The strangest game.

BRYAN GIL IN GOAL AGAINST CITY! LIVERPOOL 4 -2 SPURS, CHE 2- 0, SPURS 2-3 ARSENAL

May 09 2024 85 mins  
Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool away when we've all mentally checked out. Auuuugggghhhhhhffffttttt. Here's to relegating mighty Burnley at the weekend! ROLL ON NEXT SEASON!

OWNGOALECOGLOU - 3-1 FORREST/ MURILLO (OG) VDV, PORRO

Apr 10 2024 84 mins  
Ange Postecoglou's system relies on pull backs which in turn lends itself to Own Goals, this week we discuss whether Ange gets a goal bonus for these rather delicious opposition resilience breakers. Spurs have created the most OG's in the league so we ask does that mean that Spurs are saving on goal and assist bonuses this season and does Levy give a Ange a pat on the back each wee

FLUSHED AWAY (INTO THE THAMES) 3-0 FULHAM, MUNIZ 2, LUKIC 1. FACK.

Mar 21 2024 70 mins  
We interrupt our transmission to play a hand of Football Trivial Pursuit (circa 2005) because Tottenham were so awful in their 3-0 humbling at the hands of a buoyant Fulham. Top 4 is still very much on, but crikey it's going to be bumpy! Luton at home next. Come on!!! follow us https://twitter.com/TottenhamChron IG: tottchron E: [email protected] https://patron.podbea