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There’s a little buzz at the beginning but it goes away pretty quick, our bad on that. Anyway, strap in for another episode of Cochise and Metal Matt solving the world’s problems. This week we get into conflict-obsessed people, serious people, stupid people, dick draggers, Costco, whether or not aliens are future humans, electric cars, and our shared disgust regarding ventriloq

What starts a little rudderless turns into a good ol’ RPDP heater as we discuss why strawberries are bullshit, burgeritos, the way the world goes round, alpha males, and an old Labatt Blue commercial among many other wonders that can only be heard in their original context. Thanks for listening! Tell a friend! Sponsor us!===================================Do us a solid! Like and

We talk about haircuts, how a stoned Metal Matt catastrophically halted a Mickey D’s on accident, hating on shit, artist shit, what retirement isn’t going to look like for us, Bible story time with ol’ country boy Cochise, and an in-depth examination of the mating rituals of a particular Star Trek species. Not too damn bad for a Tuesday night!=================================

A message from Metal Matt: Out of respect to our esteemed listeners I must issue a warning that this episode is pretty gross. Anyway, we also talk about wearing someone else’s pants, homemade BBQ sauce, how the 90's was probably the coolest decade, and weirdly enough the NBA. Enjoy!===================================Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend!L

This is an unprecedented gala RPDP event! Cochise is live in studio! We also have none other than Triple Threat live in the fuckin’ studio! This is the wildest RPDP yet! Topics include a recap of Bro Down 2024 from the fine city of Chandler, AZ, near miss vomit burps, racks of beer, West Coast Style IPAs, we fucking saw the legendary Andrew Dice Clay, the elephant in the room (re

We talk about pissing on cars from freeway over ramps, strip club etiquette, should you always get excited about tits, why to be careful with church chicks, more shit about church, drinking out of cups, total recall, how not to make an ass out of yourself if you get wasted, and fighting dragons.===================================Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to

We talk about the stupid awesome line and the rich crazy line, togas and jugs of wine, timid drivers and aggressive drivers, brake checking cops, theoretical situations involving hanging out with ex girlfriends, how professional dart ratings are determined, float tanks, and more sponsorship opportunities, and finally a breakdown of savory vs. sweet crepes. =========================

You know what you damn came for and you’re gonna get it! Topics include beef steaks vs. squid steaks, Mexican swearing, boner pills, struggle pussy, an update on the AirPods saga, watching scrambled porn, all the shit we’re listening to lately, people from high school that died, of course drugs, how crucial it is to puke in the kitchen sink or toilet vs. any other sink, and a g

Matty f***ed up and the notes ain’t so good for it was a wee bit drunk out the night of recording but for sure we talked about bicycle lanes, blondes, whether or not “Who’s the Boss” was any good, and more about framing reality and self-esteem.===================================Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend!LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW AND WE WILL

Business as usual up in the RPDP offices! We talk about impatience, mental fortitude, more impatience, how squeaky wheels have made society weak, way more talk about nutrition than you’d ever expect from this cast, and a detailed breakdown of how to correctly ‘Chise out. ===================================Do us a solid! Like and subscribe! Send an episode to a friend!LEAVE A 5