The Vampire Talk Show

Nov 01 2024 38 ep. 32 mins
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A podcast hosted by Valaine the vampire who just woke up from a 100 year nap. Now she's catching up with cryptid, ghost, and alien friends and learning about the human world around her.

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Stingy Jack, the Spirit of the Jack O'Lantern

Nov 01 2024 25 mins  
Val invites an old friend over for a Halloween chat. Stingy Jack, better known as Jack O’Lantern, makes himself comfortable in the studio to discuss how he came to exist, how gullible the devil is, and how he saved a friend from the fae.

Story Time with Stephanie Bingham

Oct 25 2024 36 mins  
Stephanie Bingham saunters through the portal into the studio and regales Val with stories of the paranormal. They discuss the best holiday ever, Halloween, a sharp-toothed child ghost haunting a college campus, and Kelly Hopkinsville goblins attempt to jump on a human trend. Thanks to Stephanie Bingham for being our guest today. You can find her on Instagram as @amarnamarie and c

That's HILARIOUS, Ralph the Phantom Clown (AP Strange)

Oct 18 2024 37 mins  
A wild phantom clown appears from the attic portal! Val welcomes a strange phantom clown named Ralph (AP Strange) to the studio. They discuss a particular kind of humor, messing with drug-addled humans, and a pukwudgie is an unlikely DJ sensation. Thanks to AP Strange for being our guest today. You can find him at apstrange.com on YouTube with his series Selections from the Strang

Swappin' Crops and Croppin' Tops with Willie Tumbleforth (Noelle of Quite Unusual Podcast)

Oct 11 2024 43 mins  
Val welcomes back firefly farmer and crop-swapper Wilomena Tumbleforth to the show. They kick things off with some naughty stuff, chat about the upcoming crop swap, and dive into family graveyard drama. Thanks to Noelle for being our guest today. You can find her on The Quite Unusual Podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

Liminal with Dash Kwiatkowski

Oct 04 2024 40 mins  
Val welcomes filmmaker and paranormal investigator Dash Kwiatkowski to the studio for a heart-felt chat about disappearing queer stories, how their project, Liminal, subverts the corporate model for “ghost shows,” and the swamp ape in Florida is getting away with the perfect crime. You can find Dash on socials @dashkwiatkowski and @dash.liminal on Tik Tok. and find everything L

The Bigfoot Cometh: Mike Michaelangelo St. Michaels (Josh Admire)

Sep 27 2024 42 mins  
Val awakens after a short siesta and a romp in Ocean City, MD before sitting down with her first guest of season 2: Mike Michaelangelo St. Michaels. Seemingly a regular human Executive Business Managerial Consultive Supervisor, Mike's hobby is what brings him to the show: proving the existence of Bigfoot via Bible verse. But Val gets hung up on the fact that despite being in

Episode 30: Kelore-X97E (Sybil Eerie)

Jul 05 2024 35 mins  
JOIN THE PATREON FOR COOL PERKS LIKE LIVE SHOWS! In this special LIVE show edition of The Vampire Talk Show, Kelore-X97E portals into the studio and chats with Val about the Lemurian people, pyramids, and silent discos. Thanks to Sybil Eerie for being our guest today. ⁠Find all her things here

Episode 29: Dawn, the Ghost Light Spirit (Emily Hoffman)

Jun 28 2024 34 mins  
Get stickers, tarot readings, movie reviews, and live episodes when you join the Patreon! Dawn, the spirit of a ghost light, floats into the studio and talks with Val about theater etiquette, strange units of measurement, and the immortal bard. Thanks to Emily Hoffman for being our guest today! You can follow them on all the socials @mothmanbelievesinu and check out liminal.earth f

Episode 28: The Hat Man (Douglas Fisher)

Jun 21 2024 31 mins  
Val tunes in an old radio and picks up her guest: The Hat Man. Part shadow person, all creepy, The Hat Man and Val discuss a Hat Man diet of thought forms, mac and cheese, and the power of memory. Thanks to Douglas Fisher for being our guest today! Follow him on X: @metron2001 and Instagram: @scarborough_gatekeeper

Episode 27: Allison Gunn, Author of "Nowhere"

Jun 14 2024 35 mins  
JOIN THE VAMPIRE TALK SHOW PATREON FOR AWESOME PERKS! Val climbs off of her environmental soap box to chat with author and tarot reader, Allison Gunn. They discuss Allison’s book, Nowhere, professional weirdoism, and stalker tarot cards. Allison Gunn is a researcher, author, and tarot reader based out of West Virginia with a penchant for all things whimsical and strange. Her debu