The Witchuation Room

Ciri completes her education in magic under the gentle tutelage of Yennefer. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:17) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (01:15) - Chapter 7 (21:05) - Review (23:40) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at armadillo.club!Music: Intrigue by Alexandr Zhelanov licensed under CC-BY 4.0.

Plots and counterplots abound in this meeting-heavy episode. The rulers of every land around resolve to kill Geralt and Ciri, while Geralt himself is busy dusting his knuckles with a local charlatan. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:15) - Intro (00:28) - Recap (01:32) - Chapter 6 (23:51) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at armadillo.cl

Geralt takes a side job on a barge, which means he has to deal with a terrifying river monster in between attacks by Nilfgaardian agents. Then Dandelion and Geralt head to a party hearty college town and indulge in some spycraft. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:34) - Recap (01:20) - Chapter 5 (18:28) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jef

Geralt, Triss, and Ciri join up with a caravan to travel through a war-torn area. They are set upon by Squirrels (who are more dangerous than they sound) and learn about war and bigotry in the battle. Spoiler: they're both bad. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (01:26) - Chapter 4 (24:30) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at

Triss joins Ciri on one of her (drug-induced) prophetic visions. The prophecy: pain and death. Triss also discusses her experience in the war against Nilfgaard: pain and death. Triss tries to get Geralt interested in world events, but he refuses. Probably because of the pain and death. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:06) - Chapter 3 (17:0

Triss Merigold makes her way to Kaer Morhen, where the witchers need help taking care of Ciri. Her first recommendation: stop feeding her hormone mushrooms from the witcher cave. Also, maybe let her read a book now and then. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:29) - Recap (01:12) - Quotes (16:14) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.F

Geralt and Ciri are traveling to Kaer Morhen, but this chapter spends most of its time with Dandelion. Dandelion first regales a crowd (and us readers) with a handy recap of the story so far, then he meets a very enthusiastic fan. Unfortunately this person is a fan not of Dandelion but of torture. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (02:33) - Cha

Geralt, convalescing in a rag-cart after being trenched by some bridge ghouls, has a series of combo hallucination/flashbacks which fill in several blanks in his situation. Specifically to do with Ciri and his destiny. It turns out that destiny doesn't like being denied. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:29) - Recap (01:48) - Something More (24:05) - Revie

Geralt journeys to the heart of the wild woods of Brokilon. He mostly manages to not get killed by the dryads. He also runs into one Ciri, a child who appears to be his Destiny. As usual, the D word makes Geralt run for the hills. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:31) - Recap (01:55) - Sword of Destiny (31:03) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman,

Geralt meets a mermaid! Not a little one, a regular-sized one. He also meets a beautiful and intriguing bard (also regular-sized). One of them wants love, the other wants him to avoid tangling with the deadly fish people from that underwater city. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:34) - Recap (01:24) - A Little Sacrifice We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkm