The Worst Movie Ever Made

Jan 28 2025 191 ep. 83 mins

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Join Chris, Rob, and Bob as they hilariously dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Between Chris’s alliterative nonsense, Rob’s skewed insights from South Park binges, and Bob's unpredictable naps, you're in for a wild cinematic ride. Enjoy dodgy bumpers, laugh-worthy clips, and Rob's wacky ad reads. Decide their next debacle via Instagram votes. Dive into cinematic chaos every Wednesday. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com. 🍿🎥😂

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#186 - Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

Jan 28 2025 86 mins

OHHHHHHHHH! ECKS GON GIVE IT TO YA! That’s Ecks vs Sever… as in Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever– the worst movie ever made according to Rotten Tomatoes. Seriously. 0% across 118 reviews. This movie makes no sense, and we make no sense trying to make sense of it. What a mess! We’re sorry. Confusing cluttered calamity with cop killers, cars, kidnapping, carnage, and countless ki

#185 - Willy/Milly

Jan 21 2025 87 mins

This week we talk about Willy/Milly, also known as Something Special, also known as I Was a Teenage Boy; a problematic body-swapping film from the’80s that definitely exists for some reason-- even though the version streaming for free on The Roku Channel is clearly an upload from a copy, of a copy, of a copy of a VHS tape. We also welcome Dave/Schmave, Bob’s brother, to talk ab

#184 - Gymkata

Jan 15 2025 75 mins

This week, we get into 1985’s Gymkata, a spectacle of martial arts, gymnastics, deadly games, tongueless women, men with fake faces on the back of their heads, and a healthy amount of men falling to their deaths with a satisfying splat. This one’s not currently on streaming, but is worth the $4 if you were to indulge in on-demand viewing. Okay, yelling: Johnny the gymnast

#183 - Theodore Rex

Jan 07 2025 85 mins

This week, we get into Theodore Rex; a film about a cookie-loving dinosaur with a heart of gold who needs to save the world from a new ice age because his creator has fish DNA that can freeze stuff, starring Whoppi Goldberg. We wish that the previous sentence didn’t exist, but that’s the most succinct way to break this movie down. If you want to know how bad this movie is, we n

Steven Seagal: Lawman (Relaxed Fit)

Jan 02 2025 33 mins

This week, we’re doing something a little different and talking about Steven Seagal: Lawman– a cop show starring Steven Seagal that’s streaming for free on Tubi, where it belongs. We point our focus to two episodes: “The Way of the Gun,” and “Crack War,” and we don’t think any further introduction is necessary to be entirely honest. Steven Seagal sees suspects scu

Happy New Year!!!

Dec 31 2024 2 mins

This week, the guys get into ... nothing at all! It's New Year's Eve, and we're tired. 2024 ran us through the meat grinder, and we're currently trapped in the casing of a 3am hotdog. But in all seriousness, we've been doing this for 182 weeks without missing an episode, and we'll be damned if we break that streak! Chris is on a strange soul-searching pilgrimage in the Belgian Cong

#182 - Double Down

Dec 24 2024 85 mins

This week, we dive yet again into the Neil Breen Cinematic Universe (NBCU) to talk about the film that started it all: Double Down. There’s not much that we can tell you about this film aside from what Neil Breen tells us about himself through his many, many exposition dumps, so you might as well watch the movie, and then listen to this episode. Let’s do this! Desert dwelli

#181 - Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

Dec 17 2024 89 mins

This week’s episode is all about dancing for what you believe in and standing up for your rights in the face of adversity. That’s right! Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo is now in the running for the title of “worst movie ever made.” I remember being relentlessly bullied as a child, and you know what always solved my problems? Busting out the ghetto-blaster and showing off

#180 - Megalopolis

Dec 10 2024 85 mins

This week, we do something that’s not featuring some washed up wrestler from the ‘80s (read: Diane Keaton), and speed-run into the future with Megalopolis; a masterclass in botched futurism and half-assed allegories created by none other than Nicolas Cage’s eccentric, and exceedingly wealthy uncle. Do the metaphors fall flat? Yes. Is the acting stifled and awkward despite the

#179 - Force of Execution

Dec 05 2024 83 mins

Man, oh man! This week we’re fittin' to talk about Steven Seagal, Ving Rhames, Danny Trejo, and … that other guy with the fucked up hands as seen in 2013’s Force of Execution; a film that makes so little sense that you’ll wish you were bitten by not one, but two exceedingly rare and extremely poisonous scorpions before getting your hands broken with a hammer. Felons fire