Total Party Kill

Mar 04 2025 490 ep. 69 mins 1.2k

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Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.

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491: No Dungeon, No Dragon

Mar 04 2025 65 mins

Is this prison a dungeon? Is the party here to make friends? Did anyone bring a spare corpse? The answer to all of these is “no.”...

490: Mop Glory

Feb 25 2025 65 mins

When is a mop not a mop? When our adventurers go undercover and arrive at the prison. It’s big! And cold!...

489: Just K'en

Feb 18 2025 58 mins

The heist planning continues, and our adventurers take on alternate identities! Meet Anders K’aaruuts, Stanley Wilmon, Lexi Shrapnel, Diogenes Mainframe, and of course, K’en....

488: Coat Check Your Bird

Feb 11 2025 68 mins

A new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure brings a prison break, but instead of breaking out, they need to get in!...

487: Panic! at the Ritual

Feb 04 2025 54 mins

The party crashers rush to rob rich ritualists with stirring music, washroom destruction, a chicken under each arm, and the power of Valeria’s moon-eyed devotion to a very special lady-orc in the thrilling conclusion of our adventure!...

486: Courtship via Owlbear

Jan 28 2025 50 mins

Social norms take as much of a beating as a vicious owlbear, as the party moves from performative combat to gastrointestinal distress (also performative) in a bid to infiltrate offices and…get out their jerky while not sitting in pies....

485: Pan Flute Gorn Fight

Jan 21 2025 66 mins

The team preps for both a stirring performance and a profitable heist, but intra-team conflict and a caged beast stand in their way....

484: Half-Orc Flirtations

Jan 14 2025 59 mins

A ramshackle group of thieves and ne’er-do-wells infiltrate a fancy party to pull off a daring heist but get more than they bargained for when polite society embraces ritualistic violence....

483: A Minigolf Situation

Jan 07 2025 77 mins

As they complete the Reach for the Stars adventure, the party learns how to kill a piece of architecture (put it in a mini-mall) and has a conversation with a sad, greasy cultist....

482: I Don't Like Experiencing Things

Dec 31 2024 69 mins

When this party meets a puddle of eyes and mouths, it quickly becomes nightmare monster vs nightmare monster!...