Totally Screwed

Apr 14 2021
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Two college seniors who were once naively hopeful about the future and, of course, have now realized they are totally screwed. Join the best friend duo while they discuss their overwhelmingly strong opinions that are based on absolutely nothing. (Un)surprising college experiences, horribly failed relationships (we won't say who's to blame), crippling anxieties and insecurities about what our futures hold and much more! We know you're dying to listen! Tune in every couple of days to stay up to date on what we, Bianca and Andreas, have to say about... everything!

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#9 Welcome To Season 2

Apr 14 2021 68 mins  
And just like that... we're totally back! Almost a full year later, Bee & Dre have decided to revive their chart-topping podcast to bring their audience the weekly content they've been missing. You're welcome. Hear about what they've been up to in the last year & their takes on some popular current events including the new Lana Del Rey album, Prince Phillip's death, the ris

#8 Why Space is so Crazy

May 21 2020 40 mins  
Tune in to Episode 8 where we talk about the supernatural and why astronauts are true geniuses. We also play another daring game of Would You Rather and Andreas reveals his big, exciting news!!

#7 Why We Took A Break

May 18 2020 48 mins  
Listen to hear about why we decided to take a week off, our favorite celebrity baby names, more movie reviews, and our big & bright plans (lol) for the future as new college graduates!

#6 The Age Old Question: Cardi or Nicki?

May 03 2020 42 mins  
Tune in to Episode 6 to hear us talk about what we would do if we had six months to live, what we think is the best movie of all time, and how Netflix finally managed to make one good movie. We also play Never Have I Ever... its a good one!

#5 Who Should Play Us in a Movie?

Apr 29 2020 42 mins  
Listen in to hear about recent University of Miami scandals, who we think should play us in a movie (delusional, we know), and why Bee's 21st Birthday was a total bust!

#4 Why We're Never Getting A Job

Apr 26 2020 43 mins  
Tune into Episode 4 to hear us talk about what we've been watching lately, ahem more bad Netflix shows ahem, & why we're bad at job interviews. Also we decided to play some fun games including Marry, (Shag), Kill with unexpected characters & Would You Rather. It's a doozy!

#3 Is Earth Day a Sham?

Apr 22 2020 43 mins  
Another episode filled with technical difficulties & fun topics like annoying Instagram trends, our own version of the Draft, Earth Day posers, and how Carole Baskin is free of crimes! 

#2 How Lady Gaga Ruined Our Quarantine

Apr 19 2020 39 mins  
In Episode 2 of Totally Screwed, we suddenly become movie critics, discuss our wild spring break, and most importantly explained why Lady Gaga's selfishness ruined 2020. Tune in!

#1 Do Toad & Yoshi Hate Us?

Apr 15 2020 41 mins  
It's our first episode! Hear about our backgrounds, how we became friends, what our signs are, and, most importantly, our hot takes on Mario Kart!