Tour De France for Idiots

Jul 20 2024 43 ep. 22 mins

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Stats, watts, nutrition and more are NOT what you'll find on the Tour De France For Idiots podcast. Tune in as HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take you through a nuanced recap of each stage of the Tour De France; filled with mispronunciations, witty nicknames, trash talk about team kits and much much more. If you are a fan of the tour, this comedic Tour de France podcast is breath of fresh air you didn't know you needed. Sponsored by HANDUP: https://bit.ly/3PJfcCj

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Stage 20 | 2024

Jul 20 2024 12 mins

Climb Climb Climb! Pudgy Carl is relentless and he seems to have a v-8 engine built in this year. He's just making things look easy at this point! Catch up on another stage with Mustard!

Stage 18 | 2024

Jul 18 2024 12 mins

From time to time, we see a day of glory for a non-GC contender, even here in the last of the stages of the tour. Catch up on today's tour with Mustard!

Stage 17 | 2024

Jul 17 2024 14 mins

Thanks for stopping by stage 17! A man in a rare pink uniform won today. That's something we've wanted to see for some time now! Tune in to catch up on the glorious mountain stage.

Stage 16 | 2024

Jul 16 2024 14 mins

There have been no changes in the GC and we may have seen our very last spring challenge. With Tadej in a commanding lead, it feels like the tour is setting into stone...... but, we all know that ANYTHING can happen.

Stage 15 | 2024

Jul 14 2024 25 mins

The tour isn't over but what a decisive day. This one is what we call "a slaughtering."

Stage 14 | 2024

Jul 13 2024 25 mins

It wasn't the steepest climb but it's a climb nonetheless. Things are getting HILLY and the back & forth between the top contenders is still heated. We can't wait to see the tour become a battle of the climbers as we progress into the final stages.

Stage 13 |2024

Jul 12 2024 22 mins

Jasper takes a sprint finish and we can't decide if we care or not. Feels like the glory days of sprinting are a little behind us.

Stage 11 and 12 | 2024

Jul 11 2024 22 mins

Sorry we missed ya yesterday folks! As they say, life gets in the way! Consider this our sincerest apology and we are on to the next one.

Stage 10 | 2024 featuring Sir Bradley Wiggins & George Hincapie

Jul 09 2024 17 mins

We had a boring stage today but we did NOT have a boring podcast!

Stage 9 | 2024

Jul 07 2024 19 mins

The road got bumpier today and it ain't cause of the drama. The road was literally bumpy, in the form of many MANY miles of gravel sectors stretched along the course! This is how the old tour looked and it's fun to see it again!