Tunnel Talk

The girls are back together and JUST in time as Hangman burns down Swerve’s house in the most romantic way we’ve ever seen. Not to be outdone, Mox shows up and sexually rewires little Jack Perry, and we overheated about it. Plus MJF’s turkey hair was NOT worth his money, Okada’s Continental Congress better yield some fun results, Matt Jackson took down his lovely hair for u

Anne is out this week, and we had our bestie James Boyd help us tackle the electric events of last weekend’s All In and this week’s abrupt lurch towards All Out. Our cold, drizzly, British summer has given way to the SEXIEST autumn imaginable as Swerve finishes up his feud with Danielson and immediately admits to sitting outside Hangman’s house for hours just to get a glimpse

It’s a punchy one this week as the girls discuss the run up to All In! What a strange and inadequate build most of these matches have had. We get into what worked and what didn’t with MJF and Ospreay, and big ditto for Bryan Danielson and Swerve. Heel patriotism, MJF? During the summer of the Olympics and the newly revitalized DNC?!? Bad timing, brother. And otherwise, what don

It was an enjoyable week of wrestling and BOY, does that go a long way when it comes to our tolerance for nonsense! Which Bryan Danielson is still mostly providing on the main event scene, but we felt more charitable towards it this week and hey: he tried. (Sort of.) But Swerve is doing the work all by himself, and you know what else we got to see? Mercedes and Shida, opening Dynam

The girls are feeling AWFULLY targeted by the booking decisions on AEW this week, so we take a speed run through most of it, pausing to discuss how Swerve is carrying the entire upper card on his back, Toni’s making break up graphics to spam her tumblr with, Orange Cassidy is acting OUT, and Sweetie boy Kyle is trying his very best to understand Ospreay’s new code of ethics. Af

This week in AEW, Bryan "Rafiki from Lion King" Danielson was in the moment and preaching the gospel of stability and emotional balance. Disgusting. Your girls breakdown that promo and also compare the success of Swerve's response! Then we turn our attention to two gladiators who have never fought each other for us before: Darby and Hangman. We are at our leisure to s

Wrestling is in a summer slump, but this week we had BLOOD N GUTS, BABY, and it reinvigorated us! The girls spend waaaaay too much of the podcast talking through that match and the related stories, because we deserve it! We also discuss a frankly inexplicable promo where Jeff Jarrett (??) tries to inspire (???) Bryan Danielson, why Swerve vs. Danielson isn’t working, and how we�

We’re back!!! Refreshed, rejuvenated, with our feelings now much smaller fish in their beautiful pond. And we tackled a week that — well, it could’ve been better, but it certainly could’ve been worse. Danielson is going to fight Swerve in the electric atmosphere of Wembley Stadium, and maybe someday they’ll start building that match. Meanwhile, the Blood n Guts build hasn

It's a big juicy PPV episode and we had a LOT to talk about. There was an epidemic of male tenderness sweeping AEW as rivals cradled each other post match and uhhhh yeah, your local freaks were into it! You know what else we were into? Mina and Toni settled their issues with a threeway kiss! And Hangman came back and was the meanest maddest heel ever before sexually menacing Ma

The Forbidden Door is wide open, and all our favorite boys from the camp across the lake are paddling on over! The girls discuss the arrivals of Zack Sabre Jr, Tanahashi, Ishii, Gabe Kidd and more guys we definitely recognize! Plus the Owen wildcard is making everyone loco in their brains, Toni, Mariah and Mina are making *us* loco in OUR brains, Mark Briscoe is making Kyle O'R