Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To

Sep 11 2024 131 ep. 54 mins 1
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Velvet Al provides audio commentary for bad movies, in real time, as he watches them for the first time.

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Velvet Al Watches Tiger Cruise So You Don't Have To

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If a movie is called "Tiger Cruise," you expect tigers. And if that movie is set on 9/11, you expect the tigers to be fighting terrorists. Double fail.

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We miss when this show was mostly about Angie Harmon in a bikini.

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A soldier on a superstrength serum fights a red-faced Nazi? Where have we seen that before?

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Can slow motion bouncing defeat slow moving blob?

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There's worse reasons to watch a movie than the promise of a Scarlett Johansson upskirt.

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Hey Baywatch Nights producers, we watched "Species" too. But not "Species 2."

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It's just not the same without Alyssa Milano's boobs.

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The beginning of Baywatch Nights: X-Files Edition.

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What kind of deranged person fantasizes about spending time with Morrisey?

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