We Will NOT Play DnD

Mar 07 2025 151 ep. 19 mins 148
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Four friends struggle to get through their weekly roleplaying campaigns together.

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Cyborg Cops, Part 1

Jan 11 2021 7 mins  
Four friends play an exciting, fast-paced roleplaying game set in a far flung future you'd have a better understanding of if you'd read the handouts I gave everyone.

Cyborg Cops, Part 2

Jan 20 2021 11 mins  
A murder perp is caught and her house is in need of investigating, but lo and behold there was no murder, and there is no spaghetti in the house to justify all these carpet stains.

Cyborg Cops, Part 3

Jan 27 2021 15 mins  
When the trail goes cold, it's time to hit the streets and ask some questions, but not before buying hotdogs, marshmallows, and camping supplies.

Cyborg Cops, Part 4

Feb 03 2021 15 mins  
By completely sheer dumb luck, the universe throws our heroes a break and puts a suspect directly in their path. The man on the motorcycle returns, then tries to get away.

Cyborg Cops, Part 5

Feb 10 2021 23 mins  
The team decides to go after one of the world's richest men. They don't have evidence, they don't have police training, and they don't have jurisdiction, but they have a hunch.

Cyborg Cops, Part 6

Feb 18 2021 18 mins  
Bart's not a bad dude, honest! At least he doesn't mean badly, and to show it, he uses his crazy wealth to get the team back and track, and headed in the direction they were going before they tried to arrest him.

Cyborg Cops, Part 7

Feb 24 2021 23 mins  
It's finally time to get some real answers about this nano-tentacle nonsense! It'll just take a few forms, an arbitration agreement, and a liability waiver.

Peanut Murder, Part 1

Mar 03 2021 18 mins  
Playing a fully ad-libbed game, our heroes are common, salt-of the earth miners of a magic metal. The pay is poor and the luck is worse.

Peanut Murder, Part 2

Mar 10 2021 20 mins  
How might one get a human body from downtown to the woods with nothing but three friends and a bold attitude? There are many ways and some are worse than others.

Peanut Murder, Part 3

Mar 17 2021 21 mins  
Skipping town requires supplies, but getting supplies requires money, friends who have things, or a certain amount of wit. When you have none of that you make do with what you can get.