Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast

Aug 21 2022 120 ep. 83 mins 283

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Hello and welcome to what’s likely the most vulgar & in depth Killing Eve podcast in existence! We are Candice & Terrence Polastri, two NYC-based nerds who love women, cussing, misandry, and especially Killing Eve. Join us as we deep dive into the BBC hit with ridiculously long episodes, meta upon meta breakdowns, and mini news updates on the cast and crew. Also be sure to follow us on all the things! Twitter - @wellvillanelle Insta - @wellwellvillanelle
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The End of Killing Eve - "Hello Losers" Part IV

Aug 21 2022 46 mins

The Polastris are at their wits end redefining the theoretical and the heretical thanks to one Laura Neal. We weep on the inside while tearing Laura apart for her homophobic ammunition but also wish her well upon her future endeavors away from the gays gaze. The end of the episode is what it is and our reactions are covered in this final part of "Hello Losers".As always, if you hav

The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part III

Aug 21 2022 61 mins

We got a lot of things in the final episode, much of it simply ABJECT HORROR, but there were a few good things and at the top of that small pile of good, is the implied smash. So let's talk about it. Villanelle looks the happiest she's ever been and Eve is at her jauntiest. We could have had it alllllllll! However sadly, the only gay wedding we get is one that makes no sense, as Ev

The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part II

Aug 21 2022 68 mins

Villanelle and Eve, squatting in bush, then K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! We are here at what Laura dubbed the "piss kiss", but first, our favorite murder sapphics have stumbled upon an unassuming het couple with matching scars, and now they must all share a bothy! We get domesticity, witty jokes, tarot card readings and gay crime. It was almost perfect, but Laura Neal would never stand for that

The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part I

Aug 21 2022 64 mins

Wow, we're back friends! Finally f*cking back with our recap of the final episode, of the final goddamn season of Killing Eve. After marinating on the depravity given to us by Laura Neal for the past few months, we're displeased to report that no, it doesn't get better 😩🤣. The rage does not dissipate, the hurt doesn't lessen- it only evolves. Please join us as we begin our di

The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part III

Aug 03 2022 67 mins

Come with me and you'll be, in a world of Laura Neal's creation. Take a look, bra ta ta taaa, into her confabulations!!!!! We'll begin with some worms,on Gunn's sapphic island of horrors, hunting pigs, and dirty nails, defy gay explanation!!! Look clowns, there's no way to put this lightly alright? Recapping the final two episodes of Killing Eve is PAINFUL. We don't want to do it,

The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part II

Aug 03 2022 64 mins

Hey hoes, we're back in this bihhh, but we still haven't started the recap 🤣 We continue on our tangents about gay mess and pirates, including a short jaunt into time travel, before finally delving into episode 7 of Series 4 entitled "Making Dead Things Look Nice." In this penultimate episode of the final season, Villanelle is all up in Gunn’s island watching her lay down the

The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part I

Aug 03 2022 71 mins

You guys, it's been MONTHS, and we're still not over the ending of Killing Eve. In the weeks since Laura Neal decided to debut her depraved homophobic fantasies before our eyes, we've accepted that we'll never be over it, and that all we can really hope for are better coping strategies as time marches on. Have we discovered what those strategies will be? Not really, but "Fuck Laura

The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part III

Apr 20 2022 74 mins

We've reached the end of our prologue, but it is only the beginning of our deconstruction of Killing Eve. In this final part of the prologue we rundown the plethora of wonderful article headlines, detailing the utter failure of the writers, Sally's #girlboss ethos from The Hollywood Reporter, and previews of rants from snacks to come. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feeling

The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part II

Apr 20 2022 71 mins

In part two of our prologue, we continue going in on Laura Neal's decidedly homophobic Decider article. After raging for several more minutes, we take a break to examine the absolutely bewildering words of Sally Woodard Gentle, before heading back into the eye of the storm with another interview with Laura from Collider. We still can't believe this is real life. Words were said, bu

The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part I

Apr 20 2022 82 mins

Well damn, Killing Eve is officially over and it's left us feeling a way. After sitting with the final two episodes for a week, much like a meal at a friendly familiar gathering, in this prologue the Polastris begin to recall moments in which the feels felt similar in tv + cinema past. After finale interviews began making their rounds, the tone deafness read not only as violent, bu