Why are you here?

They say opposites attract, but not in this instance! Wendy and Phoebe both hate tomatoes, love badminton and have identical erogenous zones (left nipple). What’s more, they both own a copy of Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Special Edition). Dr Karen Debbie Cradle uses dairy therapy to encourage each partner to explore her identity and sets a challenging homework task involving Coles. Als

Karen’s personal therapist, PhD supervisor and guide-mother, Pescel Mirvington PhD, pops by to shed some light on Karen’s unorthodox counselling methods. Pescel and Karen discuss Freudian developmental stages, sandplay, pogo therapy, sports therapy and their unique relationship. Pescel calls out Karen’s famous sense of humour as a defence mechanism, but don’t worry – they

Phil loves Egbert deeply, but Egbert describes himself as “a raging psychopath” and a “human maggot”. Phil insists that Egbert is the sweetest person he’s ever met and once saved a baby scorpion from drowning. The one place Egbert can let go is in the bedroom, where his “horrible” self is able to meld into Phil’s “beautiful” self and become “one normal person�

Something untoward happened when Wendy went to Coles on her homework task: she met a cis man named Anthony. Unlike Phoebe, Anthony has nothing in common with Wendy – and Wendy is smitten. Fuelled by jealousy, Fee’s “Grimace” returns with a vengeance, so Karen asks her to identify her relationship patterns – particularly the size of her exes’ breasts. Wendy and Fee have

Taco Tuesdays aren’t happening at Charmaine and Greg's house anymore and there's a pretty good reason for that. These housemate-besties have lived together since their early twenties and made a deal that, if neither of them was married by 30, they’d pop out a baby together. But Greg uses Karen’s safe space to reveal he can’t follow through with their plan because he’s fal

Trudy Garland was Mandy’s mum’s Tupperware lady and when Mandy ordered six salad spinners, sparks flew. But passion gave way to problems when Trudy Garland left Mandy on a bean-bag at the Moonlight Cinema and went in search of cinnamon flavoured popcorn. Is this a classic case of a free-spirit pairing up with a grounded logical type, or is there something bigger – perhaps gen

He's back! A therapist is forever and Pescel Mirvington is no exception. Breaking Karen down with puppet therapy and a deep disdain for the Presbyterian church, Pescel nurses his fragile client back to health with the love of a mother and the ethics of a disgraced hypnotist. On today's episode, Pescel was played by Jacob Sacher (@JacobSacher on Twitter).

In season one’s longest counselling session, Egbert reveals himself a changed man. He’s got confidence, charisma and pectoral-implants – but are they silicone or saline? While Phil remains devoted to his partner, he’s not a hundred percent okay with all the changes. And Karen is not a hundred percent okay with Egbert and Phil having dinner with Pescel! Drama ensues. On toda

With their creepy-real latex skin, heartbeats and camera eyes, Karen’s doll-babies prove her most challenging homework task yet. Would-be mum Charmaine has spent a week crying over fake poo, while Greg has joined a mothers’ group and is loving life with baby ‘Vi-vi’. In Karen’s corner we learn that a past as a 90s raver doesn’t qualify you to be a hip Melbourne queer in

Everyone’s favourite May–December couple is back and you won’t believe what they’ve learnt from their gratitude journals! Mandy (21) now embraces Instagram, Vodka Cruisers and flakiness, while Trudy Garland (‘not a Baby Boomer’) has amassed an impressive real-estate portfolio. They also discover a cross-generational appreciation of ‘me-me’s’ and announce an exciti