WYOY Weekly News

The Wisconsin Primary, as well as updates from CostCo, Florida, and Iceland and/or Rhode Island.

The Democratic candidates debate in New York, Facebook announces the rise of the machines, and enough entertainment news to distract you from the horrors of the world.

A national crisis in New York, the death of a music icon, and all of this week's Trump-related stories mandated by the media cabal profiting off of this year's election.

What do Donald Trump, dog hugs, and Beyonce have in common? Nothing, except this week's news.

Chris reports from the WYOY field office in Chicago this week, where he struggles to control both his plosives and his gag reflex while reading the latest vomit-inducing news, including Presumptive GOP Nominee Donald Trump, listeria-infected kale, and anything involving Ted Cruz.

All the latest on Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, and everyone else with hands big enough to be President. Plus news from Brazil, deep space, and the X-Ray truck that's seen you naked.

All the latest reasons to never set foot in another airport, plus a Trump-sized block of Trump-related Trump news, Google introduces software that will eventually enslave us all, and buzzy buzz about fall TV buzz.

Republicans reject Presidential overreach in their noble effort to give America a good ol' reach around, Donald Trump secures a random number of whackjobs, and Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor. Hodor. Plus the weather!

It was a big week for weekly news: Bernie announced an undead campaign for the Democratic nomination, Donald received a long-awaited endorsement from one of the horsemen of the apocalypse, and New York City prepared for armageddon (via Hamilton).

This week (like all other weeks) is all about white men in the news: From rape to racism to the nation's first female presidential nominee, there's nothing white men can't deny the existence of! Thankfully there's a white man here to tell you all about it.