You Haven't Seen What? / Crime Files Movie Podcast

Nov 15 2023 51 ep. 74 mins 72
You Haven't Seen What? / Crime Files Movie Podcast artwork

A married couple's quest to rectify the wrongs of their partner never seeing culturally relevant movies. (Mostly 1980s, but we dabble in other decades.) The Crime Files specifically examines crime movies and their impact upon societal perceptions of law enforcement.

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Crime Files - Ep 7 Almost LIVE at ASC - American Psycho (2000) - "I simply am not there"

Nov 15 2023 110 mins  
This episode was scheduled for recording at the ASC (The American Society of Criminology) Annual Conference in November 2022. However, due to unavoidable circumstances, it was rescheduled as a Zoom recording on August 30, 2023. Our very special guests are: Caroline Comerford, M.S. - Founder, CVC Consulting Adam Stern, Ph.D - Associate Professor, Curry College

Sing (1989) - “Honey, you do not know what this Italian butt is capable of!”

Aug 24 2022 77 mins  
“Brooklyn Central High School has just one more chance to sing their heart out.” Parry - "SING!" Joelle "Nanananananananananaaaaaaaaa"

Zodiac - LIVE at ASC - You Havent Seen What - Ep CF6

Jun 08 2022 78 mins  
This episode was recorded LIVE at the ASC (The American Society of Criminology) 76th Annual Conference in Chicago, IL on November 1th, 2021. Our very special guests are: Caroline Comerford, M.S. - Founder, CVC Consulting Adam Stern, Ph.D - Associate Professor, Curry College

Gremlins (1984) - “I told ya we shoulda got a Zenith”

Mar 04 2022 71 mins  
A boy receives a a surprisingly good Christmas gift, in the form of a living creature no one has seen before, from his usually disappointing Dad. However, when the little monster’s spawn destroy the town and ruin Christmas, the gift turns out to be as disappointing as his Dad and his lousy inventions. Joelle - "The Gremlins scare me more than serial killers." Parry - "(In Ralph P

Ep: 37 - Children of the Corn (1984) - "I spy with my little eye, something that starts with the letter 'C'"

Nov 03 2021 74 mins  
They Like Corn! Parry: "Outlander! I have your vaccine!" Joelle - "You need a weapon. You need something to 'juk' people in the eye cause your man done left you!"

Ep: 36 - Better Off Dead (1985) - "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY?!"

Sep 17 2021 79 mins  
Lane Meyer’s attempts to mend a broken heart by unsuccessfully attempting to kill himself. Joelle - "Cracker Jack prizes suck. At least they could give us a temporary tattoo." Parry - "A lower back temporary tattoo?"

Godfrey Reggio Interview! - “Cinema is to feel, not just to see.”

Jul 16 2021 89 mins  
Godfrey Reggio, director of the Qatsi Trilogy (Koyaanisqatsi, Powaqatsi, Naqoyqatsi), Anima Mundi, Evidence, Visitors, and many others, joins us to speak about his life and journey as a filmmaker. Also, Parry completely geeks out speaking with someone who changed his perceptions of film, society, and Twinkies*. *A deep cut Koyaanisqatsi reference not actually mentioned in this inte

Ep 35: Koyaanisqatsi (1982) - "If we dig precious things from the land, we will invite disaster."

Jun 23 2021 107 mins  
Visuals and music are seamlessly blended into a pure cinema (or non-narrative) event that presents the familiar as unfamiliar and creates the conditions through which a local can see the world like a tourist. Parry - "Bikes are really hard to come by during a pandemic." Joelle - "Polyester is good for no one."

Ep 34: Jaws: The Revenge (1987) - HOLIDAY SPECIAL - “I’ve always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I’ve dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.”

Dec 24 2020 72 mins  
Jaws spawn seeks revenge on the surviving Brody family members. Joelle - "Find your fucking holiday joy, Grinch!" Parry - "Brody the Shark Slayer"

Ep: 33 - The Witches of Eastwick (1987) - "Have another cherry."

Oct 31 2020 75 mins  
Death, divorce, and desertion leaves three friends desperate for love, attention, and sex...and then the Devil appears. Joelle - "I was not able to eat cherries for a long time after watching this." Parry - "The Devil came down to Eastwick."