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Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs rush in to save people from a vampire bar. A big fight breaks out that involves not only placed explosives but also an entire truck. Will an unholy knight of the Sabbat, along with armies of shovelheads, be able to put a scratch on our gods of murder, or will gloves have to finally come off?
Afterwards, the party has a nice talk with a door frame. It makes sense in context…