The Breakdown with Aaron Barker

The Breakdown: Unfiltered Radio with Aaron Barker, Bearded Pastor, and Miss Information Erica Sauer

🎙️ Hosts: Aaron Barker & Bryan “The Bearded Pastor” 🧔

Description:

Welcome to “The Breakdown,” the radio show that’s like a wild ride through a wormhole of curiosity, conspiracy, pop culture, theology and cosmic questions. Hosted by Aaron Barker and the enigmatic Bryan (who sports a beard that could double as a map of Middle Earth), this show is your weekly escape from the mundane. And guess what? Erica is off this week, probably chasing UFOs or deciphering ancient texts. We miss her, but hey, the show must go on!

🔍 What’s on the Menu:

* Debates & Dilemmas: Aaron dissects the recent debates with surgical precision. He’s like a philosophical ninja, slicing through talking points faster than you can say “policy wonk.” Bryan nods sagely, occasionally stroking his beard as if channeling Socrates.

* Raw Dogging on Airplanes: Yes, you read that right. Apparently, some dudes are doing it. But fear not, Aaron and Bryan are here to unravel this mystery. Is it a new extreme sport? A secret code for time travelers? Tune in to find out!

* Rosary 101 - A Protestant’s Tale: What is contemplative prayer, and how do our Catholic brothers and sisters do it? Listen to the best source of Catholic dogma - a Libertarian Protestant

* Kanye West: A tale of architectural hubris, concrete excess, and a price tag that moonwalked off a cliff. Picture this: Yeezy, in his infinite wisdom, buys a $53 million beachfront fortress and devalues it by a mere $14 million.

* Bad Theology Bingo: Aaron and Bryan play a game where they spot theological blunders faster than a caffeine-fueled squirrel. Take a shot every time someone misquotes the Apostle Paul. Spoiler alert: You’ll be tipsy by minute five.

* Parishes, Pastors, and Porn: Add that to the “Words Which Should Never Be Said Together” trash heap of broadcasting. Brace yourselves for the third segment as Aaron and Bryan delve into the scandalous world of pastors, porn, and hedonistic pleasure—yes, really. The guys cap things off with a pastor who has an open relationship and whose wife became a porn star after they were married, followed by coverage of the Robert Morris scandal and a much-needed recap from last week.

📻 Why Listen?

* Aaron’s Voice: It’s like honey drizzled over gravel. Smooth yet rugged. You’ll want him to narrate your life events: “And here she is, making coffee for the 1,000th time. The aroma fills the room, like hope on a rainy day.”

* Bryan’s Beard: It’s not just facial hair; it’s a portal to other dimensions. Rumor has it Bryan once found Narnia in there. Also, he’s the only pastor who can quote Scripture while coding and creating a website.

* Random Shenanigans: Ever wondered if angels have a secret handshake? Or if Bigfoot moonlights as a barista? Aaron and Bryan explore these burning questions (and more) with the seriousness of a rubber chicken convention.

So buckle up, dear listeners. Whether you’re commuting, doing laundry, or hiding from your in-laws, “The Breakdown” promises to entertain, enlighten, and maybe even make you snort-laugh. Remember, we’re live on Rumble, Facebook, and the Crusade channel—because life’s too short for boring radio.

Disclaimer: The views expressed on this show are as unpredictable as a squirrel on a double espresso. Listener discretion advised.

P.S. Erica, if you’re listening from Area 51, send us a telepathic high-five! We miss you. 🛸👽