* Melanie: the eternal First Lady
* A bad deal but…the only deal
* The same situation, over and over
* Joey B’s final babble
* Ike, Elon, and the unacceptable “oligarchy”
* The Ralph Lifshitz Award for Cultural Betrayal
* F**k You, Surgeon General, says Matt Welch
* The shittiest NYT story in recent memory
* A shitty celebration of murder on Jimmy Kimmel
* Pete H on the Hill
* Women in combat is not a weird debate
* RIP David Lynch
* RIP Bob Uecker
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