Cheerful Despair

Recorded in early 2019 and aged in an oak MacBook previously used to produce a fine Scottish audiobook. This episode has exquisite bouquets of:

• Time passes, possibly on the way to taking four consecutive rights and coming back to where it was
• The Apple Store that used to be a Wimpy
• "There was never 'the' terminator, it was always 'a' terminator"
• The hospitalisation of Scottish Author David F Porteous
• The Cheerful Despair Discriminatory Gymnasium and Subscription Sex Prison ft. Tom Hanks
• "Nobody is gonna go to that pub"

As well as delicate hints of our favourite segments Debate Bag and a Christmas Cross Quiz written for a Christmas Special we never recorded (or did we?!? (we didn't)).

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