Show your ID to buy a sex toy online in Texas. Alien Abduction Day is your opportunity to get abducted.


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Mar 25 2025 19 mins   20

Texans Might Soon Have to Show Photo ID to Buy a Sex Toy Online. Man abandons 232nd suicide attempt for shawarma. Albertans second most likely in Canada to be abducted by aliens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones