Weird AF News

Feb 07 2025 1925 ep. 19 mins 476

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Florida teacher shows explicit pics of herself during show and tell. Floridaman barked like a dog inside an auto-parts store.

Feb 07 2025 18 mins

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for barking like a dog in an auto-parts store for hours. Florida woman caught on camera throwing first date commemorative brick through ex-husband’s window. Floridaman arrested for touching himself in a mall restroom claims he had an itch. Florida substitute teachers show and tell in class goes terribly wrong. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird A

Cocaine should be legal and sold like wine, says Columbian President. 13 yr old boy impersonates a doctor at a hospital.

Feb 06 2025 20 mins

Quebec officials ask public not to boo American peewee hockey players. Schoolboy, 13, arrested for impersonating doctor in UK hospital. Cocaine "no worse than whiskey," would be "sold like wine" if legalized worldwide, Colombia's president says. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://

100,000 eggs stolen in the Great Egg Heist of 2025. Man shot his friend who claimed he could, "dodge" bullets.

Feb 05 2025 15 mins

100,000 eggs stolen from trailer in Pennsylvania as police try to crack the case. Man arrested in deadly shooting of friend who said he could dodge bullets. Indian woman forces husband to sell kidney and then runs away with her lover. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MER

Priest flossed his teeth with teenage girl's hair. Furries warned not to act racist against other species at Furry Convention.

Feb 04 2025 18 mins

Vietnam Paying Citizens Up To $200 To Snitch On Bad Drivers. Furries warned not to abuse other ‘species’ at Glasgow Furry Convention. priest accused of flossing his teeth with teen girl’s hair. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.c

Woman arrested for "Cyber Farting" at her partner's ex. Robot cockfighting proposed in Oklahoma.

Feb 03 2025 23 mins

Robot cockfighting is proposed in Oklahoma in order to re-invigorate the cockfighting tradition. Woman in court for aggressively cyber farting at her boyfriend’s ex. Tattoo Artist Criticized For Giving 9-Year-Old Girl An American Flag Tattoo. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjon

Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis. School principal hosts alcohol fueled party of 100 teens at her own home.

Jan 31 2025 17 mins

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida elementary school principal is arrested after 100 kids found at her home for alcohol-fueled party. Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis. Florida man with ankle monitor tells deputies he can’t go to jail because he has a curfew. Florida deputy caught smuggling drugs onto cruise ship in Skittles bags. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patr

Twerking on disabled person's head leads to healthcare worker arrest. Man trashes a DMV with fishes.

Jan 30 2025 13 mins

Man gets year in jail for throwing fish and carrots in the Dept of motor Vehicles. Georgia healthcare worker faces felony for twerking on disabled person’s head. Newly discovered asteroid turns out to be Tesla Roadster launched into space. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones

Contraception Begins at Erection Act proposed by lawmaker. Flood Museum closed due to flooding.

Jan 29 2025 15 mins

Robots to race humans at China half-marathon. Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act. Pennsylvania flood museum temporarily closed due to flooding. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the off

Man's Bigfoot hunting expeditions used against him in court. Las Vegas ice cream truck mistaken for ICE vehicle.

Jan 28 2025 16 mins

Canadian man's Bigfoot hunting expeditions used against him in court of law. Las Vegas ice cream truck mistaken for ICE vehicle. Passenger clings onto outside of 175mph German train when doors close on him while smoking cigarette. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MER

Child goes blind from eating chicken nuggets. Mystery person drops off erotic novels in random mailboxes.

Jan 27 2025 20 mins

Elementary school student goes permanently blind after eating too many chicken nuggets in Malaysia. Man Gets Penis Stuck to Icy Sidewalk During Drunken Brawl in Canada. Random mailboxes have been stuffed with erotic romance novels in New Zealand community. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.c