Weird AF News

Apr 02 2025 1962 ep. 19 mins 490

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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OnlyFans sued when guys realize they're talking to Indian men instead of models. Poor sleep leads to conspiracy theory thinking.

Apr 02 2025 20 mins

Poor sleep can make you more susceptible to conspiracy theories. Man has no idea who is putting gallons of urine in his recycling bin. OnlyFans Sued After Two Guys Realize They Might Not Actually Be Talking to Actual Models. // / SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: http

Truck Nuts and exposed breasts are a crime in Idaho. Amish buggies are being robbed at gunpoint.

Apr 01 2025 18 mins

Truck Nuts and exposed breasts are a criminal offense in Idaho. Couple caught having sex on grave in historic local cemetery. Amish buggies targeted in armed robberies. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official we

White lady who identifies as black plans to move to Africa. Top sperm bank suffers embarrassing leak.

Mar 31 2025 18 mins

A science nerd may face jail for importing plutonium in bid to collect periodic table elements. California sperm bank suffers embarrassing leak. White woman who identifies as black plans to move to Africa. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merch

Floridaman wanks in front of banks. Florida flight attendant attacks with a beer bottle.

Mar 28 2025 14 mins

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Charged with Exposure After Allegedly Wanking in Front of Bank. Florida bill to allow teens to work overnight hours on school days. ‘There’s nothing wrong with drugs’: Florida man accused of drug trafficking with kids in car. Florida flight attendant arrested after beer bottle attack at Funky Buddha. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon

Man operates on himself using Youtube surgery tutorial. $6 million solid gold toilet thieves found.

Mar 27 2025 15 mins

Woman arrested after being found in bed with dead man lying on top of her. Indian Man Performs Surgery On Himself After Watching YouTube Tutorial. UK court finds men who stole $6 million gold toilet guilty. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merc

Teen sisters tried to stab their mother for turning off WiFi. Fake Enrique Iglesias scammer gets woman to almost divorce her husband.

Mar 26 2025 18 mins

United Airlines flight to China diverted to San Francisco after pilot forgets passport. 3 teen sisters arrested for trying to kill their mom after she turned off the Wi-Fi.63-Year-Old Woman Planned to Divorce Husband for Fake Enrique Iglesias. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjone

Show your ID to buy a sex toy online in Texas. Alien Abduction Day is your opportunity to get abducted.

Mar 25 2025 19 mins

Texans Might Soon Have to Show Photo ID to Buy a Sex Toy Online. Man abandons 232nd suicide attempt for shawarma. Albertans second most likely in Canada to be abducted by aliens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the o

Race horses on cocaine in Tasmania. Church groups no longer allowed to bribe children with candy.

Mar 24 2025 19 mins

Tasmanian harness racing industry inquiry hears allegations of race fixing and horses on cocaine. Ohio school district bans candy bribes used to lure kids to Bible classes. Cadabomb Okami, the world’s most expensive dog, sells for $5.3 million to a smug annoying rich guy. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at ht

Floridaman pulls out a gun and demands karaoke at the bar. Floridaman exposed his package to a mail carrier.

Mar 21 2025 19 mins

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pulls out his gun at a bar because the karaoke machine didn't work. Florida bill proposes removal of Algebra and English exam requirements for H.S. graduation. Floridaman exposed his genitals to a mail carrier in Miami Gardens. Scalpers Caught Selling Free DMV Appointments For $250 In Miami. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.

Down syndrome nudes are being sold online using AI. Church daycare shut down after toddlers given Benadryl to make them sleepy for nap time.

Mar 20 2025 15 mins

Church daycare shut down after worker gave toddlers Benadryl to make them sleepy for nap time. Antarctic scientist accused of threatening to kill colleagues trapped in research station. People are using AI to create influencers with Down Syndrome who sell nudes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeac