Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Oct 09 2023 22 ep. 25 mins 1.8k
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Cruises are the murder capital of the sea and the sea is the murder capital of the world. One human has jurisdiction over international waters and she's here to tame the seas and water the skis.

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Neil's Reel

Oct 09 2023 17 mins  
Send us a textHey look! A bonus episode to prove we're still alive!As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised he's bad at press tours, except for Pigi who is surprised by everything. And while you're killing time til Season Three which we swear is coming, you c

Rated M For Movie

Nov 22 2021 43 mins  
Send us a textCriming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the movie cruise The Gigaplex! Presented in glorious Barjor-Y-Scope, the Smell-o-Vision of the ears.(And this is our finale before

A Hottie in the Cold

Nov 08 2021 23 mins  
Send us a textBarjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bb

Wide Berth for a Water Birth

Oct 25 2021 42 mins  
Send us a textIt's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and m

Between The Scenes With Brad and Rachel

Oct 10 2021 58 mins  
Send us a texthttps://www.patreon.com/bbthecdWhat a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!

Stormhaver

Sep 27 2021 19 mins  
Send us a textThis rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Brad Beideman an

Look! It's The Future!

Sep 13 2021 37 mins  
Send us a textThe tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil. (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases

One Man's Trash is Another Man

Aug 30 2021 56 mins  
Send us a textBarjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a whole lotta Neil in this epic-poem-length episode!! Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe

Season Two Trailer

Aug 15 2021 2 mins  
Send us a textWait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No???Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!!https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd

If You Lived Here, You'd Be Neil By Now

Aug 04 2020 21 mins  
Send us a textWith all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about.Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil GregMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, NeighborWe also have masks now! You'd better wear a m