Not Your Mother's Goose

Aug 12 2023 51 ep. 26 mins 3
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Welcome to Topher Goggin's totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps for grown-ups, with laugh out loud "news" stories thrown in for good measure. This is definitely not your mother's goose.

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Secret Bonus Episode: Winnie-the-Pooh, Jack and Jill, The Farmer in the Dell

Aug 12 2023 17 mins  
If you needs just one more dose of Not Your Mother's Goose, you're in luck. Back in 2021, we released a secret "bonus" episode for new subscribers to the "Goose Droppings" email list. Now it's going out to the world. Have some hunny with Winnie-the-Pooh, select a wife for the Farmer in the Dell, and fire up Rapunzel's Jukebox with original version of Andrew Mitchell's Rip Van Winkl

The Price Is Right, Old King Cole, Three Blind Mice, and American Pie

Apr 25 2023 36 mins  
Not Your Mother's Goose wraps up with a mammoth finale, featuring everything from The Price Is Right to Three Blind Mice, and our most ambitious Rapunzel's Jukebox song ever, American Pie. Don't miss your last chance to:* Come on down with Bob Barker, as we take a snow day from school and watch The Price Is Right* Clean up the leftover nursery rhymes, like Three Blind Mice and Old

Rapunzel's Jukebox - Behind the Music 3

Apr 04 2023 51 mins  
Our next-to-last episode features the return of Andrew Mitchell, back to play all of our hilarious songs from the past years, plus a brand new Herman's Hermits parody, as "Something Good" turns into a Pinocchio tune - "Something Wood."Songs:- Hey Mary's Lamb (Carrie Anne by the Hollies)- Walking to Grandma's (Walking in Memphis by Mark Cohn)- Wonderland (Margaritaville by Jimmy Buf

Scooby Doo, Tarzan, Mousetrap, and Rapunzel's Jukebox

Mar 14 2023 28 mins  
We'll fire up the Mystery Machine with Scooby Doo and chase some ghosts (and/or cranky middle-aged guys in rubber masks), swing on some vines with Tarzan, and give a 2-star rating for hospitality to the folks from "She'll Be Comin' Around the Mountain." Plus we'll check the news, which is sponsored by the Big Bad Wolf's new meal kit service, Hello Flesh, and fire up a new Tom Petty

Batman, Humpty Dumpty, "Woolbrite" and More

Feb 21 2023 23 mins  
It's time to rid Gotham City of filth with Bruce Wayne, examine the curious songwriting choices of Rock-a-Bye Baby, and get your sheep white as snow with this week's sponsor, Woolbrite.Plus:- Try to help Humpty Dumpty by calling all the King's paramedics- Examine the classroom game 7-Up to learn why I was so bad at it (Answer: I got CHEATED!!)- In the news, Mario pays a record litt

Popeye, Yogi Bear, Uno, and Final Dining Results!

Jan 31 2023 32 mins  
A episode jam-packed with fun! We'll pop the spinach with Popeye, head to Jellystone Park with Yogi Bear, play Uno, cue up Rapunzel's Jukebox, AND announce the winner of the Tournament of Disney Dining!

The Cat in the Hat, Pinocchi-yoga, Dining Tournament, Rapunzel's Jukebox

Jan 10 2023 25 mins  
The Tournament of Disney Dining rolls on to the Plate Eight, we'll do some housekeeping with the Cat in the Hat, loosen up our limbs with Pinnochi-yoga, and sing about Ichabod Crane on Rapunzel's Jukebox.

The Grinch, Dance Crazes, and Disney Dining Tourney Kickoff

Dec 20 2022 25 mins  
Just in time for Christmas, we'll hang out with the Grinch, revisit what not to do if you are an old lady who swallows a fly, and practice saying "You're Welcome" with Maui's new manners course. Plus the Tournament of Disney Dining kicks off with the announcement of the full field.

Super Mario Brothers, Encyclopedia Brown, Magic School Bus

Nov 29 2022 25 mins  
It's time to save the Princess with Mario, take a ride on the Magic School Bus, and turn to page 76 to see if we've solved Encyclopedia Brown's latest mystery. Plus, Rapunzel's Jukebox returns with Andrew Mitchell's biggest parody production yet, Gals in High Places.

More Sesame Street, Alice's Restaurant in Wonderland, iStone from Hansel

Nov 08 2022 24 mins  
We return to Sesame Street to live-tweet an episode (which turns out to be an important one), get ready for Thanksgiving at Alice's Restaurant in Wonderland, plus learn how to nominate your favorites for our Tournament of Disney Dining.