372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Feb 26 2025 189 ep. 108 mins 5.1k

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Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading books they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book clubs of Ready Player One, Armada, The Eye of Argon, Dan Brown, and more!

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372 Pages Ep 182 – Muggles #3 – Zyn? You all right, man?

Feb 26 2025 159 mins

Want to know what we’re reading next before anybody else? Support the podcast by subscribing on Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages This is our last reading of The Legend of Rah & the Muggles, so obviously, the following things will be resolved, wrapped up, made clear, etc. -The golden key-The box in the cave-Rah and Zyn’s parents-Sir Geoffrey-The … Continue reading "372 Pa

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #5 – The Case of Bugs Meany, Detective

Feb 20 2025 17 mins

In our latest foray into Idaville based petty crime, Mike will not be alone in his attempt to solve a mystery. He’ll also have to compete with legendary ne’er-do-well Bugs Meany, who has started his own detective agency to compete with Bad Bad Leroy. This episode features one of the more legendary solutions we’ve encountered … Continue reading "280 Mysteries We’ll Never G

372 Pages Ep 181 – Muggles #2 – Look, Dr. Dibbs is Obviously Not a Real Doctor…

Feb 13 2025 146 mins

Let’s start by confessing that, yes; The Legend of Rah & the Muggles is obviously a children’s book. I mean, the nuclear holocaust on page one. The small, deformed, hairless creatures getting dragged away by terrifying rodents. Giant horse ants. Fruit worms. This is kid stuff. Still! That does not deter Mike nor Conor from … Continue reading "372 Pages Ep 181 – Muggles #2 �

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #4 – The Case of the Frightened Witness

Feb 06 2025 21 mins

Witness Intimidation is all the rage in Idaville, as Mike tries to solve the most insanely diabolical “mystery” the boy detective and your hosts have encountered so far. Sobol, you monster! Support the podcast on Patreon and get access to over 30 more 280 Mysteries! Plus get access to all 372 Episodes a week early … Continue reading "280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #4 �

372 Pages Ep 180 – The Legend of Rah and the Muggles #1 – Death. War. Destruc — oh, hello, Walter!!

Jan 29 2025 145 mins

Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early plus other assorted nonsense like Mike trying to recap Star Wars and our other podcast 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back! https://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here: Strange, hairless beings. Weird animals. Aquatic creatures. Caretakers caked with their own filth. And these are … Continue reading "372

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #3 – The Case of the Balloon Man

Jan 22 2025 20 mins

WOW! Mentions of Garrett P. Serviss, the phrase “a lick and a promise”, balloon clowns, kidnapping and Reverends. Also, find out if Mike improves on his .500 record of solving E. Brown mysteries. If you like 280 Mysteries, please support the 372 Pages Patreon, where you can get immediate access to the whole back catalogue … Continue reading "280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Ba

372 Pages Ep 179 – Book 32: The Legend of Rah and the Muggles

Jan 15 2025 48 mins

If you supported our Patreon you could’ve been listening to this a week ago! Join the fun here: patreon.com/372pages In this episode we’ll cover the wild backstory of our 32nd book “The Legend of Rah and the Muggles”. You may have heard about the 2001 lawsuit regarding this and the author’s other books about “Larry … Continue reading "372 Pages Ep 179 – Book 32: The

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Episode #2 – The Case of Merko’s Grandson

Jan 01 2025 20 mins

Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon in 2024. Hear all 30+ 280 Mysteries, get every new 372 a week early, and other fun stuff if you join us there in 2025! patreon.com/372pages Mike did pretty well in his first attempt to solve an Encyclopedia Brown mystery. But will he be able to … Continue reading "280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Episode #2 – The Case

372 Pages Ep 178 – The Quilting Cruise Ep 4 – A Cozy Gangland Murder

Dec 25 2024 139 mins

Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. Don’t miss out on getting every new episode early plus all the other fun stuff we have planned for 2025! https://patreon.com/372pages Ahhh, coziness. Licorice. The sound of ice cream being slopped down while kidnap victims await their fate. Long arms being deftly handled by … Continue reading "372 Pages Ep 178 �

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back – Episode 1: The Case of the Glass of Ginger Ale

Dec 20 2024 21 mins

Over on the 372 Patreon, which you should join now, we’ve been doing an entire second podcast for a year and a half now called 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back where we explore the insane world of Idaville and it’s world famous boy detective Encyclopedia Brown. We challenge each other, as well as hilarious … Continue reading "280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back – Episo