A Song of Babys and Puppys

Feb 20 2025 127 ep. 135 mins 24

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The only A Song of Ice and Fire reread podcast on the internet.

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S5E17 - The Holes of Hardon Tower

Feb 20 2025 90 mins

Just like Bran in this chapter, we take a glimpse into the past... into the distant year of 2024, when "Hawk Tuah" was all the rage. Jon is also here and uhhh, well let's just say, he really fucked up this time. That's right, he introduced heterosexuality to the Night's Watch boys. If you ask me, he really deserves to die for this. But hey, that's just my opinion! What do

S5E16 - ASOBAPBBQ

Nov 19 2024 110 mins

Kay edited this one so I have no idea what the title means nor do I have any memory recording it. Here's what Kay says about it: "the episode is called ASOBAPBBQ. it's about theon hears some very cool stories from roose and tyrion hangs out on a boat. the song is will anybody ever love me" Chapters: ADWD Reek III, Tyrion VIII Outro music: Will Anybody Ever Love Me? by Suf

S5E15 - One Demon Sized Sperm

Oct 19 2024 114 mins

We're back once again talking about the greatest literary character of all time. That's right, it's a Melisandre chapter! Dany is also here and I'm gonna be honest I already forgot what happened in her chapter. Let's say she had a talk with Skahaz and Mo Reznak and cried about Missandei's dead brother. Oh and she has child slaves now, but in a cool woke way, not like the slavers sh

S5E14 - Pussy Fetus Magic

Jul 28 2024 116 mins

a new episode!!! this one is called "Pussy Fetus Magic". it's the jon chapter where melisandre touches his "wolf" and davos turns out to be alive and gets his boyfinding mission. the song is char ga kuru by koichiro hori

S5E13 - Dance, Forrest! Sing!

May 23 2024 125 mins

I swear there was at least 10 additional minutes of Forrest Gump talk that I cut out. Somebody get us theatre tickets we're getting desperate. Chapters: ADWD The Wayward Bride, Tyrion VII Outro music: Gump by Weird Al Yankovic

S5E12 - Gloryhole for Jacking Off

Apr 16 2024 119 mins

Welcome back to your favorite podcast about the Performing Arts. Theater, opera, musical, we got it all covered! This week we brush up on some of the important theater terms, and then we meet a whole lot of guys. Who did JonCon fuck in the Golden Company? And what are all the sellsword companies like? Are they normal? The answers may surprise you! Chapters: ADWD The Lost Lord, The

S5E11 - Tywin's Taint

Mar 24 2024 130 mins

We are all still grieving the death of many of our favorite characters such as Missandei's brother as well as Dany's favorite harp player, but at the end of the day we must move on and continue with the podcast. This is an episode where Tyrion does the worst thing he's ever done and he's still not the character we hate most. Then, we argue why Dany should have done child murder and

S5E10 - One Ball

Feb 12 2024 115 mins

This New Theon Greyjoy Theory Will Blow Your Mind! Chapters: ADWD Reek II, Jon V Outro music: Redesigned a Million Times by And So I Watch You from Afar ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/w8APyXe2a2

S5E9 - Giant Woman Ogre Spit

Jan 19 2024 110 mins

Hey everyone George is doing a play in London about the tourney at Harrenhal and we want to get free press tickets to the premiere so we need to be taken seriously. Hold on let me just see what I named this episode Chapters: ADWD Tyrion V, Davos III Outro music: When I Get to the Border by Richard & Linda Thompson ASOBAP is brought to you by Good Episode Productions. Join our D

S5E8 - I Like Your Out Tit

Jan 08 2024 114 mins

Stop me if you heard this before but we're reading Dany and Jon chapters this week. Dany sees a sex show with a gay man and then Jon looks at some meat slabs with a different gay man. George is once again hitting us with the parallels across different chapters, and in this case the parallel is "gay men". Let's give it up to the gay men, everyone! Chapters: ADWD Daenerys I