Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Mar 19 2025 382 ep. 67 mins 4.5k
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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329: St. Patrick's Day Reviews

Mar 19 2025 74 mins  
If your name is O'Brien, Murphy, Fitzpatrick, etc. it's a very BIG day. Join our Patreon to watch us watch Noddy being naughty! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTo

328: Reviews of Beginner Crochet Kits

Mar 12 2025 78 mins  
We expect to see your thumbs up if you like this episode. Join our Patreon to watch us watch Noddy deal with Goblins! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https:/

327: Between You And Us

Mar 05 2025 71 mins  
We're confident Jimmy Carter would've been a sand monster. Join our Patreon to watch us watch Noddy for some reason! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://

326: Reviews of Rivers

Feb 26 2025 91 mins  
If you see Christine by the Charles River trying to sell you on eternal life... no you didn't. Join our not so secret labor force! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on Ti

325: Reviews of Art Classes

Feb 19 2025 85 mins  
A new wave of freshness! Listen now! Join our not so secret labor force! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: htt

324: Reviews of Off-Brand Sodas

Feb 12 2025 90 mins  
Sit around the fire as Christine regales you with the Ballad of Dr. Perky Send us a voicemail! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosa

323: Reviews of Yoga Studios

Feb 05 2025 111 mins  
Susej, I choose you! Send us a voicemail! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextine

322: Reviews Written from the Parking Lot

Jan 29 2025 66 mins  
A big yellow star took my business away. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine'

321: Reviews of Health Food Stores

Jan 22 2025 101 mins  
Xandy is streaming again! We'll see how long that lasts... Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@bea

320: Reviews of Luggage

Jan 15 2025 62 mins  
Do you remember your first polycarbonate hardside spinner luggage? Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https:/