Billionaires Are Good

Nov 18 2024 206 ep. 61 mins 131

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Each week on Billionaires Are Good, comedians Dave Ross and Caleb Synan explore the life and fortune of a different billionaire. Dave and Caleb believe that all billionaires are going to hell, and that their presence on earth is killing us all, and that it's not their fault!!! Be nice!!! The show is a laugh-heavy romp through the darkness of capitalism that doesn't take itself seriously at all, rife with segments and tangents and rock radio stingers. Money is bad and billionaires are good and we all need to lay down.

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Mark Cuban Is Witty

Nov 18 2024 58 mins

Get more Billionaires Are Good on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Mark Cuban is the richest Shark in the Tank. But he's not just a fat cat, he's also a class clown! This gusy's got a razor sharp wit in his pants. That's why he can't be stopped. Dave and Caleb talk about why he's the greatest man alive and -- you're in the luck! One of the last editions

Mark Zuckerberg Is Cool

Nov 11 2024 50 mins

Get more Billionaires Are Good on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Mark Zuckerberg invented the end of the world and he's rich as hell. But you know what else he is? A cool guy. He's got a sweet head of hair and a bussin chain. What a guy! Dave and Caleb dig into his surprising holdings, why commercials are so horny, and of course: DOUG FACTS. Get into it! It

Jim Walton Is Perfect w/ Kurt Braunohler!

Nov 04 2024 58 mins

Get more Billionaires Are Good on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Jim Walton has a lot of money. But you know what else he has? Everything. Dave and Caleb welcome Kurt Braunohler to the show for billionaire trivia, and always DOUG FACTS. Every episode ends with a segment called What's it Called, where Dave and Caleb rename a movie with YOUR help. The game this ep

Donald Trump Is Nice

Oct 28 2024 58 mins

Get more Billionaires Are Good on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Donald Trump is a rising star in the Republican party. But all the money and power takes a backseat to his good natured demeanor. Dave and Caleb dig into his career and the history of cancellation. And as always DOUG FACTS! Every episode ends with a segment called What's it Called, where Dave and Caleb r

Vladimir Putin Is Special

Oct 21 2024 53 mins

Get more Billionaires Are Good on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠! Vladimir Putin rules a country with an iron fist. But did you know he just rules, PERIOD?? He’s a special man, and he’s got secrets than can get you RICH. Dave and Caleb dig into his hobbies and debut a brand new AC/DC song. And as always, DOUG FACTS and WHAT’S IT CALLED! Every episode ends with a segmen

Bill Gates Is Strong

Oct 14 2024 49 mins

Get more Billionaires Are Good on our ⁠⁠⁠patreon⁠⁠⁠! Bill Gates is a rich nerd. But did you know he is good? He’s one of the strongest men who have ever lived. He knows computers. He knows video games. And he can lift a car. Dave and Caleb also talk about how insane it would be to live in the past. And as always DOUG FACTS and WHAT’S IT CALLED! Every episode ends

Taylor Swift Is Smart

Oct 07 2024 52 mins

Get more Billionaires Are Good on our ⁠⁠patreon⁠⁠! Billions of women love Taylor Swift. But do Dave and Caleb love her? We answer this and other tough questions in this FIERY episode. Questions like: who’s had the most bad days? Why do old people lie? And is catcalling still popular on construction sites? And as always: DOUG FACTS Every episode ends with a segment calle

Jay-Z Is Lovely

Sep 30 2024 48 mins

Get more Billionaires Are Good on our ⁠patreon⁠! Dave and Caleb have 99 problems and none of them are Jay-Z. He can rap, he can run really fast, and he's a business man. But he's also good as hell. He's one of the top 75 rappers of all time to boot! Dave and Caleb also talk about Saturday Night Live, the Good Ole Days, and how much they hate Mumford and Sons. And as always DOU

Jeff Bezos Is Hot

Sep 23 2024 52 mins

Get more Billionaires Are Good on our ⁠patreon⁠! Dave and Caleb explain to the world why Jeff Bezos is good. He's rich, he's bald, and he has a garage. But don't forget what makes him good! He's a cool guy and he lights up a room. Dave and Caleb also talk about stealing, women that are way too small, and the pros and cons of small business. And as always DOUG FACTS! Every epi

Elon Musk Is Big

Sep 16 2024 60 mins

Get more Billionaires Are Good on our patreon! Dave and Caleb dive into the many, many layers of reasons why Elon Musk is good. Everyone knows he's a billionaire, but do they know he is good? He is VERY good. He is good at being smart, he is good at making money, and he's a good DJ. Dave and Caleb also get into why they decided to leave behind the name What's it Called, the name o