Breaking Takes

Dec 23 2024 600 ep. 23 mins 304
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Sam and Zach give their takes on current events, pop culture, and personal life happenings. No matter the story, Sam and Zach promise to break you off only their finest, unfiltered takes. No topic is off-limits. Produced by AUXORO Studios.

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#60 - Secret Agent SANTA CLAUS, Sam's Luigi Mangione Link, Botched Baby Snips, & Christmas Drinking Rules

Dec 23 2024 69 mins  
On this episode of BREAKING TAKES, Sam and Zach discuss the Russian government branding Santa Claus a foreign agent of capitalist society, Sam's mutual Facebook connections with Luigi Mangione, the odd tradition of babies getting circumcised by a Rabbi, the best ways to ride that drinking line around Christmas, and more.

#59 - The United Healthcare ASSASSIN & The WICKED Gangbang

Dec 12 2024 63 mins  
On this episode of BREAKING TAKES, Sam and Zach discuss the developing United Healthcare Shooter situation, their main takeaways from Wicked (the film and the musical), and more.

#58 - The MOLLY Gnome Drug Bust, Billboard's Top Pop Stars, & Bathhouse Techno

Dec 06 2024 66 mins  
On this episode of BREAKING TAKES, Sam and Zach discuss the Dutch police finding a gnome made of molly during a drug bust, the idiots who put together the list for Billboard Top Pop 25 Pop Stars of All Time, Zach's annoying experience with Bathhouse Spotify playlists, and more.

#57 - Kayaker FAKES Death Gets Caught On TikTok, Spirit Airlines Gunfire, & The Dental Industry Scam

Nov 24 2024 78 mins  
On this episode of BREAKING TAKES, Sam and Zach discuss a man who faked his own death to flee the country and start a new life with his Uzbek wife, Spirit Airlines suspending flights due to gunfire over Haiti, the Ponzi scheme of the dental industry, and more.

#56 - Putin Fines Google $20 DECILLION, Runner Lost For 30 days, & Sam's Stripper Romance

Nov 08 2024 91 mins  
On this episode of BREAKING TAKES, Sam and Zach discuss Putin fining Russia twenty decillion dollars for banning Russian news networks, a runner that was lost in the woods for 30 days and survived, Sam's romantic encounter with a stripper, Zach's struggles to learn French, and more.

#55 - Halloween Spooky Special: John Wayne Gacy KIDNAPPING, Walmart Oven Catastrophe, & Tim Burton Poetry Hour

Oct 30 2024 96 mins  
On this Halloween Spooky Special episode of BREAKING TAKES, Sam and Zach discuss the Law & Order actor who survived a John Wayne Gacy kidnapping back in the day, a girl found dead in a Walmart oven, Zach reads Tim Burton poems, and more.

#54 - The HURRICANE Conspiracy Surge, Chinese Turtle Smuggler, Vampire Sexuality, & NYC Bikers

Oct 27 2024 92 mins  
On this episode of BREAKING TAKES, Sam and Zach discuss the hurricane conspiracy that meteorologists are controlling the weather, a woman from China who pleaded guilty to smuggling 29 turtles into Canada, how being a vampire would affect your sexuality, the shitshow that is NYC bike culture, and more.

#53 - The CHIMP Crazy Lady, Skydiving Fraudster, Sam's Meth Lab, & Oktoberfest Cokehead

Oct 18 2024 92 mins  
On this episode of BREAKING TAKES, Sam and Zach discuss the viral Chimp Crazy documentary and bananas saga caught on camera, a skydiving instructor who's been getting people killed with fake certifications, Sam's new podcast studio and whether or not she's working in a meth lab, an Oktoberfest cokehead who hygiene shamed Zach, and more.

#52 - Saturday Night Live's WILD Set, Science of 69ing, Lana Del Rey's Alligator Prince, & Zach Gets Married

Oct 11 2024 91 mins  
On this episode of BREAKING TAKES, Sam and Zach discuss the debauchery that took place on set ahead of the first shooting of Saturday Night Live, why 69ing is overrated, Lana Del Rey marrying an alligator tour guide, Zach getting married, Sam being single as hell, and more.

#51 - THE SHANNON SHARPE IG LIVE INCIDENT, Swiss Model Puree, Road Head Logistics, & The Harlem "Honky"

Sep 21 2024 84 mins  
On this episode of BREAKING TAKES, Sam and Zach discuss Shannon Sharpe accidentally going live on IG while in the throes of doing the dirty, a Swiss model who was pureed by her husband, the logistics of figuring out straight and lesbian road head, Sam getting called a "honky" on the streets of Harlem, and more.