CANCELLED

Nov 18 2024 182 ep. 41 mins 875
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Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every Tuesday as they provide a lazy girl’s guide to the most viral pop culture disasters.

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The Hills: That Plastic Surgery Scene & The Worst Person Ever

Nov 18 2024 45 mins  
Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom. The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush. We're assigning charges and sentences to everything from Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery transformation and fake pregnancy scare (that

Paul Mescal: Ditching His Dates & That Viral Interview

Nov 11 2024 50 mins  
Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up—is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now?Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where we're putting the new Gladiator II star on trial. Think of it like the Colosseum, ex

Andrew Garfield: Calling In Sick, A Witch & A Very Big Flirt

Nov 04 2024 45 mins  
We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance.Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial.What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network, The Amazing Spider-Man, and that memorable Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. So, what brings him here? We're

Donald Trump: The Secret Tapes From The Apprentice & A Weird Theory About Exercise [throw back]

Nov 03 2024 54 mins  
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall. Now, if you genuinely tried to do a

Beyoncé: That Conspiracy Theory And Details Of An Affair

Oct 28 2024 48 mins  
Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom! Look, this ain't Texas, and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours. Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans would hunt us down) and why would we? Your voice is Irreplaceable. But from failing

Kim Kardashian: A Music Career And An Angry Pet [throwback]

Oct 25 2024 25 mins  
Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In part one, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite su

North West: Keeping Kim Humble & That Lion King Performance

Oct 21 2024 45 mins  
In the Cancelled courtroom today is the firstborn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, North West. But you’d never guess who her parents are from her lack of interest in the spotlight. I mean, it’s not like she stole the show in The Lion King musical while surrounded by actual trained performers or anything. Oh wait, that totally happened!Sure, as a kid, you’re usually figuring

Ballerina Farm: A Secret Epidural And A Shit Birthday Present

Oct 14 2024 50 mins  
ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!If you think Ballerina Farm means pigs with point shoes and tutus 1. that's really cute and 2. you're very wrong (unfortunately).Today we are diving into the world of ‘Trad Wives’ and more specifically the world of Ballerina Farm which is both a brand and a woman. Hannah Neeleman is a mumfluencer, a mother of eight children and has amassed a huge

The O.C: Seth’s Behind-The-Scenes Antics And The Issue With Marissa

Oct 07 2024 52 mins  
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom... BITCH!The O.C was an iconic TV show with three wealthy main characters: Marissa, Summer, Seth and troubled youth Ryan. Seth/Adam Brody was apparently just as focused on set as a sloth in a hammock (sorry if we've offended any sloths). The show ran from 2003-2007 but creators probably should've given up after season three when, SPOILER ALERT: Ma

Friends: A Deleted Scene & Very Weird Sex Stuff

Sep 30 2024 47 mins  
If this show was new we'd be cancelling it for real but thankfully Friends began in the 90's where literally anyone's idea in the writers room was approved. We won't be putting the actors on the stand. However, we are welcoming the creators, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe to the Cancelled courtroom.Should a fake fat Monica and a very creepy Ross be the reason we st