Dice Will Roll

Mar 11 2025 288 ep. 117 mins 691
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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: [email protected] Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 46: Cambions & Coarti

Mar 11 2025 105 mins  
Oh, beautiful fallen angels, please don't kick our asses! The Fogfen Few and their new friend(?) Cynemi have found the source of Urevian's summoning plot: a giant pentagram held over magma, from which armies of devils will spew forth! If our brave heroes don't destroy the summoners, they're certainly dead meat... but the summoners are so, so pretty! It's us or them, as we race towa

Abomination Vaults Ep. 45: Wisps & Witches

Mar 04 2025 139 mins  
FLEE, MORTALS! FLEE FROM VEKNIR THE INSTAGATOR! The Fogfen Few have a new ally in the form of Cynemi, a wanted criminal on the run from Absalom. As they close in on the keys to enter the domain of Urevian the contract devil, perils of all kinds are slowly encircling the party. Can they escape the DOOOOOOM brought upon them by Veknir, the dreaded will'o'wisp? Or like, will they just

Abomination Vaults Ep. 44: Killers & Kobolds

Feb 18 2025 115 mins  
It's not just devils here in the prison... The Fogfen Few are hot on Urevian's heels! Seeking the five pentagram pieces that will blow open the doors and let them kick the contract devil's sorry behind, our heroes are ready to do whatever it takes to win. But are they really the only mortals on this floor? Put on your "nice to inlaws" face, it's time to kick some conversation ass!

Abomination Vaults Ep. 43: Haddocks & Halflings

Feb 04 2025 111 mins  
Chill downtime session! I promise nothing BAD is going to happen! The Fogfen Few need a day to recover from the horrors of the Prison-- more specifically, from Belcorra's evil hot graveknight cousin. And aren't they owed a nice, relaxed downtime session? The last few times they stayed in Otari, terrible things happened! But this time, things will be different. Trust! They'll have a

Abomination Vaults Ep. 42: Tactics & Terrors

Jan 28 2025 99 mins  
Rip and tear! The Fogfen Few are fighting devils tonight! A devil? LYING to the party? This twist had no way to be foreseen and is absolutely unacceptable. The Fogfen Few are determined to waste as little time as possible when it comes to kicking Urevian's ass, and they've been plunged into war in the depths of the Prison Floor. Can an elf, a cambion and an empyrean take what the f

Abomination Vaults Ep. 41: Gaols & Ghost Stories

Jan 14 2025 116 mins  
Step into the unknown and shake the devil's hand! That's what Urevian wants from our party today! But can he be trusted? Every little part of his story threatens to be a lie, and the Fogfen Few needs to think long and hard about trusting the devil... especially when a man's soul is at stake! From haunted pub ruins to vile prisoners in the town jail, Alrik, Silk and Fiore have more

Abomination Vaults Ep. 40: Hares & Hags

Jan 07 2025 102 mins  
The hood is off. Ms. Motley awaits. From haunted dolls to mysterious sleepwalkers to bruised dates in arms, the scourge of Ms. Motley has been one the party has had to deal with for far too long. But now, it all comes to a head, and our heroes must brave the horrors of Doriana Menhemes' imaginary friend or face the dire consequences. Close your eyes, stand strong, and fight for the

Abomination Vaults Ep. 39: Doorways & Dollies

Dec 17 2024 122 mins  
A shadow creeps through Otari... will the Fogfen Few catch it before it's too late? Alrik, Silk and Fiore have returned from the laboratories, needing a long rest after dealing with the monstrous scientists that lurked within. But is rest what they'll get? A familiar figure walks down the beach at night, her eyes wide and smile fake. Rain leaves muddied footprints, and if our heroe

Abomination Vaults Ep. 38: Schemes & Scientists

Dec 10 2024 118 mins  
It's time to come face to forcipules with the fleshwarping genius of the labs! The Fogfen Few have taken down oozes, dismantled fleshwarps and defeated researchers. Now all that remains of the hierarchy of power in the Laboratory is its villainous ruler... Jafaki, the head scientist of Belcorra! But why are they doing this? What intentions do they have with the surface world? Or is

Abomination Vaults Ep. 37: Sales & Skitterskins

Nov 26 2024 116 mins  
Hot on the trail of the mad scientist Jafaki, our heroes keep uncovering stranger and stranger experiments... Flesh, flesh, flesh! The Laboratory level of the Abomination Vaults lives up to its reputation as a place of terrible inhuman science. But the Fogfen Few have yet to uncover the most sickening of experiments that lurk the halls of this underground testing site, and will soo