Episode One

Jan 31 2025 500 ep. 41 mins 8.2k
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Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast. Subscribe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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Dungeons & Deagles: Intrigue at Castle Goodtime [Patreon Preview]

Jan 31 2025 19 mins  
As Shadow King Billy Goodtime's fortunes crumble, various members of his court conspire to usurp the throne. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-121283948

372 - The Colonization of Planet Name Pending

Jan 29 2025 60 mins  
Explorers Captain “Cookie” Cola (Branson), Dr. Mink Moscato (Andrew), and Vermillion Groucho (Charles) touch down on an unexplored planet on a mission to establish the universe's most exotic WingStop franchise. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

E2 #78 - The Kitty Cat Club Cat Contest: The Winter Classic [Patreon Preview]

Jan 26 2025 6 mins  
Commentators Farris Fortune (Branson), Orpheus Griggs (Andrew), and Sir Willy Balderdash (Charles) welcome 10 fluffy kitties competing for glory in the Kitty Cat Club's annual Winter Classic. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-78-kitty-cat-120891304

371 - Mailer Daemon: An Email Culture Podcast

Jan 22 2025 61 mins  
Podcasters Bobstronaut (Branson), Sotheby Laurence (Charles), and Mason (Andrew) apologize for the unfortunate circumstances that ended their new podcast. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

E2 #77 - The Drafts Folder 3 [Patreon Preview]

Jan 19 2025 4 mins  
Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, mailboxes, snowflakes, three olives in James Bond's martini, and more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-77-drafts-3-120400663

370 - Punchline Pond Assisted Living

Jan 15 2025 58 mins  
Former Tonight Show writers Ernie Coldcall (Branson) and Pip Zweihander (Charles) and their caretaker Rocko (Andrew) eat lunch at the Giggle Grove Grill before splitting a tight five at Laughster's Joke Castle. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

369 - Prehistoria

Jan 08 2025 58 mins  
Modern stone-age guys Kraven Morestone (Branson), Boulder Bailey (Andrew), and Granite Rockwell (Charles) discuss their suburban-style caveman lives over drinks at Ritzi's on the Rock. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

E2 #76 - My Dinner with Andrew [Patreon Preview]

Jan 05 2025 5 mins  
Over a bottle of 21 Savages, Andrew sits down with Branson for an exclusive Vanity Fair magazine interview about his new interest in astronomy. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/119435310

368 - Zenith: The Apex Pinnacle [Patreon Preview]

Jan 01 2025 4 mins  
Chip Blockoff (Branson), CEO of DealMachine, and Corb Zatch (Charles), CEO of Pick Six Financial, give advice to restore an American culture based on hard work and excellence. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/119161541

E2 #75 - Movie Me, Moved By Movies [Patreon Preview]

Dec 29 2024 4 mins  
Film critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) discuss the latest box office offerings. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118953682