Garden Plots with Skeletor

Aug 01 2023 71 ep. 21 mins 1.8k
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Gardening is more complicated than water and soil. It's about something deeper. It's about something more intangible. It's about Skeletor. Skeletor guides you through the perils and pitfalls of gardening with edicts, orders, and the occasional command. Garden Plots with Skeletor: It's definitely not a scheme! This podcast not affiliated with the owners of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

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Hiatus Announcement

Aug 01 2023 1 mins  
Sadly, due to unavoidable real-life difficulties, we're going to have to take a break in order to make sure that season three wraps up in the way it deserves. Thank you for your understanding and we'll see you in 2024!

S3E08 - A Rutabaga is a Wish Your Heart Makes

Jul 01 2023 27 mins  
not really sure if this counts as a gpws episode tbh, but this is how the big man wants to manage his feed, so whatevs. i think perfuma may have gone mad with power or something. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

S3E07 - Skeletors Say the Darndest Things

Jun 01 2023 22 mins  
FEAR THE GREAT AND UNKNOWABLE EPISODE SEVEN! BUT WITHIN FEAR LIES KNOWLEDGE--KNOWLEDGE OF LAVENDER! AFTER DRINKING DEEP OF THE WISDOM HEREIN, YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH ALL THE ACTIONABLE INFORMATION YOU COULD DREAM OF REGARDING LAVENDER: WHAT TYPE OF SOIL TO USE, HOW MUCH WATER TO GIVE IT, AND WHETHER IT IS SAFE FOR PETS AND IDIOTIC MINIONS! AND... THAT'S IT, ACTUALLY! YES, DESPITE THE

S3E06 - Nana

May 01 2023 30 mins  
NOTHING ESCAPES THE COLD AND MERCILESS GAZE OF EPISODE SIX OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR! MY OWN GAZE IS SIMILARLY COLD, MERCILESS, AND INESCAPABLE--AND IT HAS NOT ESCAPED MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING OF LATE OF A "LACK" OF "PLANT CONTENT" ON THIS "PLANT PODCAST" IN FAVOR OF AN "OVERABUNDANCE" OF "CHARACTER-CENTRIC SCHTICK!" WELL, THAT CHANGES NOW! OR, PERHAP

S3E05 - Garden Plots Points with Mer-Man

Apr 01 2023 25 mins  
Greetings to you, Pointer Pals, whether you be aquatic, land-based, or amphibious like yours truly, and welcome to the latest installment of the internet's greatest Garden Plots with Skeletor recap podcast, Garden Plot Points with Mer-Man! In this exciting episode, we sit down with none other than Duncan (FKA Man-At-Arms) for a chat about everyone's favorite show, Garden Plots with

S3E04 - Evil Dad

Mar 01 2023 23 mins  
EPISODE FOUR IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! AND NO, THAT REFERENCE ISN'T OUTDATED, YOU'RE OUTDATED! THANKFULLY FOR YOU, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T RECEIVE THE INTELLECTUAL BOUNTY THAT IS THIS EPISODE'S SEGMENT ON CATNIP! SADLY, THAT IS THE ENTIRETY OF THIS EPISODE'S PLANT CONTENT--ASIDE FROM A BRIEF "LEAF IT TO ME" THAT ENDS SOMEWHAT UNEXPECTEDLY--BECAUSE, AS IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY FREQ

S3E03 - Stalemate

Feb 01 2023 20 mins  
LOOK UPON EPISODE THREE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! YES, DESPITE THE ADDED... COMPLICATIONS... OF MY CURRENT SITUATION, I STILL FIND TIME TO TRAIN YOU IN CULTIVATING THAT MOST SEEMINGLY-DIFFICULT OF FLOWERS, THE ORCHID! WE GO SO FAR AS TO DISCUSS THE POSSIBLE EDIBILITY OF THIS FLOWER VIS-A-VIS BEAST MAN! AND WITNESS WHAT OCCURS WHEN A CERTAIN HOUSEGUEST M

S3E02 - ANNOUNCING THE SNAKE MOUNTAIN PODCAST NETWORK (and also some plant stuff too i guess)

Jan 01 2023 22 mins  
IT IS TIME TO EMBRACE THE INEVITABILITY THAT IS EPISODE TWO OF SEASON THREE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR! YES, DESPITE THE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS FROM CERTAIN FLUFFY EMBODIMENTS OF COSMIC MIGHT AND WITLESS PONYTAILED HOUSEGUESTS, THIS MONTH'S EPISODE CONTINUES THE RELENTLESS MARCH OF KNOWLEDGE FOR WHICH ALL OF YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN CONSTANT STATES OF OVERWHELMING GRATITUDE! OR SO

S3E01 - How Much Is That Poggy in the Window

Dec 01 2022 19 mins  
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE MY GARDENING WISDOM, ONLY TO FIND THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON THREE WAITING FOR YOU! OF COURSE, THINGS HAVE... CHANGED... SLIGHTLY, BUT ONE THING THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE IS MY DEDICATION TO IMPROVING YOU AND YOUR GARDENING KNOW-HOW! TO THAT END, WE'LL BE REVISITING SOME OLDER TOPICS IN GREATER DEPTH! WE ADDRESS A LISTENER QUESTION ABOUT WATERING PROPERLY

S3E00 - Answering Machine

Nov 01 2022 17 mins  
turns out, some folks out there have Opinions and Want To Share Them. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Hordak: Neal ButlerCobra Commander: James D'AmatoMegatron: Miles SchneidermanEvil Seed: Nathaniel HubbardGargamel: Nathaniel HubbardMumm-Ra: Dan MulkerinDr. Claw: Rafael MedinaMan-At-Arms: Jarod K Anderson