Have Kids, They Said…

Jan 30 2025 270 ep. 42 mins 333
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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

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Rich The Push Over B*tch

Jan 30 2025 42 mins  
On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are overjoyed knowing that a small segment about Keegan’s Croc game saved Rich’s daughter, Emmy, from a full-blown tantrum. With sports in full swing, they’ve both been caught up in the chaos. Now, they need your help—Rich got roped into running Emmy’s softball team and needs a name for it! Plus, Nicole isn’t thrilled and is feeling

Ass Access

Jan 28 2025 34 mins  
On today’s episode, Rich shares the story of his first-ever colonoscopy, which somehow had a less emotional impact than the TV show Shrinking, which left him crying in a corner. Meanwhile, Nicole enlisted her son Keegan to convince her husband Matt to schedule his own colonoscopy. Rich also revealed that even after 15 years together, he and his wife Sara still have a strict no-fa

Keegan’s Croc Game

Jan 23 2025 45 mins  
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are coming in hot roasting Nicole’s husband Matt for not getting a timely colonoscopy, perhaps because Rich was hungry and irritable fasting for his colonoscopy this week. Nicole and Rich skim over politics and (cannot emphasize this enough) are NOT talking about politics. Nicole is exhausted from dealing with sick kids and navigating a break

Bonus Episode: Satisfying Podcast 3

Jan 21 2025 64 mins  
Nicole is shaking things up again this Tuesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-hosting Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that is exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into their first episode of Satisfying for 2025, and Nicole is furious at Sam for exposing her medical business on air.

The Dos and Don’ts of STDs and Lice

Jan 16 2025 38 mins  
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich gush over vintage vacation destination outfits, the Madonna Inn, and Rich’s strong dislike of horseback riding. Nicole opens up about a jaw-dropping observation her daughter made about her dad, Matt, that hit home for her. The duo also dives into their frustration with the lack of empathy they’ve seen toward celebrities impacted by the fire

Have You Seen My Balls?

Jan 14 2025 44 mins  
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich catch you up on what’s been happening with Rich and producer Jess in Los Angeles following the fires. Adding humor to your day, they dive into what couples share (and what might be too much to share). Highlights include Rich’s wife Sarah hilariously revealing she thinks she only has one stinky armpit, Jess recounting her first fire-survivin

Spin Doctors, Condoms, and Rice Krispies Treats (w/ Adam Brody)

Jan 09 2025 44 mins  
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich share their love for the movie Love Actually. Nicole hilariously reflects on the raunchy scenes she forgot about, which nearly traumatized her kids. Meanwhile, Rich opened up about his mother-in-law, fully embracing her "Karen" era. Nicole and Matt tease their daughter about her trendy outfit, which hilariously resembles Rocky Balboa’s bagg

Doctor Butt Stuff

Jan 07 2025 37 mins  
In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich embrace the new year and their "new year, new me" attitude. Rich is determined to get shredded this year and has hilariously recruited Nicole and the "village bitches" to keep him accountable with some lighthearted fat-shaming. On a more serious note, he’s also asking for hugs and good vibes as he gears up for a colonoscopy in a few weeks. Th

Is That A Doody Nugget?

Jan 02 2025 28 mins  
Nicole kicks off the New Year with Zack Attack, declaring, “New Year, new us, Village B*tches!” But let’s face it—where are the flying cars? Turns out, all those ’80s movies got it completely wrong. As the holiday season winds down, Rich and Nicole reminisce about pre-kid hangovers—and the one common thread in all their stories? Pee. The duo dives into the brutal reali

CUMtrol

Dec 31 2024 37 mins  
Happy New Year’s Eve, listeners! We hope you’re enjoying the final day of the year. Nicole and Rich are throwing caution to the wind—forgetting diets, ignoring sleep schedules, and unloading all their trauma in today’s episode. Nicole shares the story of her first on-stage smooch, which leads Rich to ask an audacious question: would she ever do a faceless OnlyFans with her