Listen to Player Two: Video Game Review Reviews

Sep 06 2024 26 ep. 58 mins

Listen to Player Two: Video Game Review Reviews Podcast artwork

Reviews of game reviews from gamers who aren’t reviewers by comedians who aren’t reviewers.

Copy RSS

Subscribe on Podcast Addict

Twisters Watch (Black Myth Wukong)

Sep 06 2024 56 mins

(Game discussion begins 15:49) Twisters? No, Twister$. We got a twister watch, but not the ones that could destroy a small town, but actually the ones on the biggest of screens. We also discuss the (based on user reviews) Black Myth Wukong! Do the users like it? They do. Talking points include: Twisters Spoilers, gaol mail, the map and no map, a hentease, and a great version of

The Breaking Bad of Games (Kingdom Hearts -HD 1.5+2.5 ReMIX-)

Aug 30 2024 57 mins

(Game discussion begins at 4:14) The tooth fairy is going to take our game allowance and take away our Kingdom Hearts. Or are they? They aren’t. We’re talking about the re-Re-RE-ReLEaSE of Kingdom Hearts. Talking points include: wisdom teeth are a write-off; fan-fiction the game; kim’s classic Breaking Bad take; and we have a katana at home. You can send reviews you find t

Am I Not a Horse? (Fallout 76)

Jun 14 2024 68 mins

(Game discussion begins at 12:08) There’s a lot of games that are out there that critics have touched and then never look at again and one of them is Fallout 76. Now, it is time for it to get its due in light of recent events which implies it did something wrong but I guess it didn’t. Talking points include: we ain’t full-pagers, am I not a horse, you lose junk when you die,

Tarantulas are to Bananas (Hades 2)

May 10 2024 62 mins

(Game discussion begins at 10:40) Hades was a game that people played and now Hades 2 is a game someday that people will play, even though it is in early access. Or is it? Talking points include: the Eugene Levy was dry, comparing apples to bananas, jokes out on that limb, back blaster Kim, and dis game too green. You can send reviews you find to: haven’t picked the new emai

Farcry Babies (Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora)

Jan 19 2024 60 mins

(Game discussion begins at 7:51) New year, new us in some but not all ways. We’re pulling up reviews of Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora, and before you listen, just know we have not watched the Avatar films nor have we done so since recording. We also peek at FF7 Rebirths’ collector’s edition! Talking points include: new year predictions, graphics versus greeting cards, give yo

My Body is a Temple for Tax Purposes (Game of the Year 2023, for real tho)

Dec 29 2023 47 mins

We want to be better about release schedules in the new year but will we resolve to do so? Need to find out in this episode. The bracket ends with Jeff at the gym, and we do our old bit for the newest first time. You’ll never guess how this ends. Or you will. Hard to say. But seriously, this is it. You can send reviews you find to: [email protected]! Give us a good

Terminal Game Review (Game of the Year 2023)

Dec 29 2023 69 mins

We just hit the ground running in this, our second part of the GOTY 2023 decision. The second half of our bracket hits the dance floor with: Star Wars Jedi: Survivor; Lies of P; Starfield; Armored Core 6; Sea of Stars; Octopath Traveller 2 (also); Resident Evil 4; and Final Fantasy 16. Only one will yet survive. You can send reviews you find to: [email protected]! Giv

Bric-a-Bracket (Game of the Year 2023)

Dec 05 2023 70 mins

We are rapidly approaching the end of 2023, so here begins our first ever Game of the Year multi-episodic, multi-versal event. For whichever game survives will be the only recommendation we make for the following calendar year. The games in this bracket are: Spider-Man 2, Blasphemous 2, Cyberpunk 2077: The Phantom Liberty, Dredge, Baldur’s Gate 3, Tears of the Kingdom, Super Ma

They Might Be Dragons (Like a Dragon Gaiden)

Nov 24 2023 64 mins

(Game discussion begins at 13:49) The podcast can’t change its name, but the Yakuza series can. And it did. Really, really hard. Today we’re discussing Ryu Ga Gotaku’s newest entry in the long-running Like a Dragon series, Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name. That name seems long but that don’t impress me much. Talking points include: uncut Brad Pitt; Spider

Some Pig (Alan Wake 2)

Nov 17 2023 53 mins

(Game discussion begins at 10:39) The narrative had changed once again. Somehow, I had managed to get a second episode in two weeks from Listen to Player Two. I had no idea they’d discuss me, but not me. I am a single person, but they are talking about Alan Wake 2, and not just that, they covered: pumpkins in my pocket, unending descriptions, I did an art, and the journalism to