Married, Divorced & Dating

Aug 05 2024 100 ep. 35 mins 22

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Modern romance comes in all shapes and sizes...like butt plugs, it turns out. Join best friends Carl and Rachel as they dive deep into the wilderness of being married, divorced and dating! Now single for the first time in 11 years, Rachel has been running headfirst into life after marriage. Following her divorce, she is discovering a whole new world of flirting, one-night stands, dating and alllll the relevant apps! Carl is happily married, has worked in radio for over a decade and loves a bloody good yarn! He and his beautiful wife are the #relationshipgoals we're all looking for. Carl and Rachel have been known to twist each other's arms into some pretty wild nights out and weird experiences. Egging each other on is a familiar trait to their friendship. So strap yourself in for some wild tangents, outrageous banter, and a bunch of dating stories that may contain nuts.

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#92 - I had to say the safe word, because I couldn’t take any more!

Aug 05 2024 39 mins

Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free! Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life. Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-te

#91 - Why most marriages end in divorce

Jul 29 2024 34 mins

Let’s chat about marriage! This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed! Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days! Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking

#90 - “Is scissoring actually a thing?”

Jul 08 2024 37 mins

Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of. Story time! We had a listener write in after listening

#89 - Anal Rail Gun

Jul 01 2024 30 mins

London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat! Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun. Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a good

#88 - The Holey Gravy Handy

Jun 24 2024 36 mins

Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person? We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal. Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner. Frontal wedgies, clit t

#87 - The Sex Party, "I ate so much pussy that night" with Tessa Paisan

Jun 17 2024 50 mins

Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you! Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls

#86 - "Fingering their boyfriend in front of them"

May 06 2024 42 mins

Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn…. After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on

#85 - ‘A guy for breakfast, a girl for desert ’ with Tessa Paisan

Apr 29 2024 51 mins

Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff! We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She’s got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kic

#84 - ‘I want to try it with a women before getting married’

Apr 22 2024 49 mins

We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch on Carl’s journey to parenthood, self-love, anal, and new lessons in every relation

#83 -How to Dirty Talk -Did That Make Your Seat Wet?

Apr 15 2024 37 mins

The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it? Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more? We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?! Instagram: instagram.com/marriedd