NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Mar 05 2025 50 ep. 238 mins 1.7k
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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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March 5, 2025: Aaron Imholte & The GIMME GOALS! CHAD ZUMOCK Is BORED & DRUNK!

Mar 05 2025 268 mins  
Aaron Imholte has missed two goals on morning shows this week, but keeps repeating that it’s a perfect week. Do words not even have a meaning anymore? Listen while Aaron tells us that his new store is failing to send out merch after a month of sales, and why gay jokes are lazy and uninspired. Chad Zumock is desperate as his comedy calendar goes in to hibernation, and he takes

March 3, 2025: Aaron Imholte Is SELF-CONSCIOUS, Not SELF-AWARE! Donkeylips Is STILL Depressed!

Mar 03 2025 323 mins  
Aaron Imholte has spent the last three days trying to convince the internet and his loved ones that his tool isn’t bent like mountain road. Watch the spin and obsession over controlling the narrative of his rotting rod! And as a bonus, he goes on a rant about how his herpes is totally normal and cool! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkey Lips has some advice about medicating yourself

February 28, 2025: What’s In The Box!

Feb 28 2025 33 mins  
Patrick has been suppressing evidence for some time now, and DOOM thinks that Patrick can’t catch up and do four shows this week. Oh yeah? Pfffft.

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe SUBMISSION Show! (February 28, 2025)

Feb 28 2025 175 mins  
Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and special guest Nick Rekieta as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.

February 27, 2025: Is Kevin Brennan Okay? Aaron Imholte STEALS From A Fan? Mountain Home!

Feb 27 2025 187 mins  
Patrick is defying the odds and cranking out another show for the people! Huzzah! Let’s watch one of the best DUI stops of the century and see what happens when bad girls get caught! Aaron Imholte is called out for stealing from a fan, just like he stole over $2000 from a Veterans group years ago. Kevin Brennan and Misery Loves Company are getting weirder and weirder every da

February 26, 2025: Aaron Imholte Teaches Us MAIL! Opie Is PEAK CRINGE! Kevin Brennan is MENTALLY ILL

Feb 26 2025 210 mins  
Patrick should be recovered from the affliction which the algorithm does not like, but he just keeps getting worse! Join him for a special evening show. This could be a short one. No promises. The aches and pains are quite real. Send your thoughts and prayers posthaste! Opie aka Greg Hughes is melting down with denial about Anthony Cumia and his new AM radio gig. The delusion is st

February 24, 2025: Aaron Imholte Has Ideas! Donkeylips Wants To STREAM! Fats and Olds Galore!

Feb 24 2025 419 mins  
Patrick is ill, but he’s insistant that he risk it for your biscuit! We catch up with one of our favorite fat people who has managed to slip through the cracks…somehow. Michael Ray Bower is entering the Dabbleverse, or whatever he thinks the Dabbleverse is. The problem is that he made this declaration weeks ago and hasn’t done anything since. Are you shocked? Let&

February 18, 2025: NO GOAL, NO GLORY! Felicia Gillespie GETS WRECKED! Chad Zumock LIES Again!

Feb 18 2025 242 mins  
Chad Zumock is off to Key West to bump uglies with Nick Swardson in the tropical paradise that is Florida. Felicia Gillespie continues streaming from her car while driving and finds out the hard way why that behavior is frowned upon. Keanu and Geno cannot stop telling the world that they are innocent, despite not being accused of anything. Aaron Imholte is facing felony charges and

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe FELONY TRIAL Show! (February 14, 2025)

Feb 14 2025 161 mins  
Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Ethan Ralph from The Killstream as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.

February 13, 2025: Steel Toe REELING On Rumble! Is Kevin Brennan GETTING DIVORCED & POOR?

Feb 13 2025 318 mins  
Patrick is back from Atlantic City, and there’s sure to be stories that you haven’t heard as well as some you never will! Let’s touch base with some of our favorite lollercoasters, and you can fill Patrick in on what he missed while his head was buried in cigarettes. Aaron Imholte is in Rumble-land, and things haven’t been great. There’s official court