NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Jan 30 2025 50 ep. 259 mins 1.7k
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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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January 29, 2025: The STEEL TOE STORE Is Here! The AC Event Is GONNA BE GREAT!

Jan 30 2025 266 mins  
Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can’t get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he’s been teasing for months, and you won’t believe how suck it really is!

January 27, 2025: Aaron Imholte STILL THINKS He’s A RADIO MAN! Donkeylips GETS WIFI In His Head?

Jan 27 2025 256 mins  
Aaron Imholte insists that the woman who lets him make peen bubbles inside her holes is not controlling the show, and influencing its direction, but we think the noodle-armed grifter protests too much! Watch as the physically-abusive manipulator explains out loud how he is changing his show to be more radio-friendly for the masses. Michael Ray Bowers aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon f

January 24, 2025: COACH Goes To COURT? Is Aaron Imholte Headed To A JURY TRIAL?

Jan 24 2025 199 mins  
Aaron Imholte won’t take whatever deal he is being offered by the state, and now he could be headed for a trial in front of a jury. Could this be the stupidest thing he’s ever done, or is Aaron confident in his ability to represent himself in court like they do in the movies? The Dabbleverse is in flux, with enemies and friends mixing and mingling, and it’s tough

January 22, 2025: Chad Zumock is ALL FILLER NO KILLER! Pussy Comic REFUNDS Patrick’s Ticket LIVE!

Jan 22 2025 328 mins  
Chad Zumock is coming up on the event that is sure to define his comeback arc after the event that arguably was part of his bottom just one year ago. Will the wannabe comedian fulfill his destiny to throw a live event in everyone’s face? Only a shaky pig’s alcoholic blunder-brain will show us in time! Aaron Imholte pushes back his felony revenge porn charges as he hopes

January 20, 2025: Make AC Great Again! Jill Carlson Loses It! Is Bower Leaving LA?

Jan 20 2025 391 mins  
Chad Zumock is putting everything on the line to cover up the fact that he’s using Kevin Brennan for a free trip to suck Jim Florentine’s Super Bowl soup spoon. Aaron Imholte has given up trying to convince people Patrick is a bad guy because of Supertip malpractice or untoward allegation of the most unsavory kind. He’s moved on to pointing out how ugly Patrick is

THIS LITTLE PIGGY! A Steel Toe COACHING Show! (January 17, 2025)

Jan 17 2025 137 mins  
Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Haley from Pretty Antisocial, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.

January 17, 2025: Steel Toe WRECKED Over Coaching Reputation! The Gym CONFIRMS He’s NOT A COACH!

Jan 17 2025 176 mins  
Aaron Imholte is really unraveling over the revelation of his boxing repuatation being a complete fabrication. After verified word from his gym that he isn’t a coach, doesn’t work with youth boxers at all, and has never been qualified or asked to be a coach in any capacity, Aaron is scrambling to rebuild his identity with this new information now being public. From argu

January 15, 2025: Is Aaron Imholte OK? Steel Toe BREAKING DOWN In Arguments With NOBODY!

Jan 15 2025 311 mins  
Aaron Imholte has had an interesting few days. After issuing yet another boxing challenge because he was FEELING too much and backing down in real time, Aaron has rewritten history several times with new excuse after new excuse. The latest round of rumors has Aaron scrambling to preserve his reputation, as the coach at his boxing gym clarifies that Aaron isn’t a coach and has

January 10, 2025: Aaron Imholte RUNS AWAY Again! The HEAP At HACKAMANIA!

Jan 10 2025 179 mins  
Patrick was just casually watching Steel Toe this morning with a few hundred of his closest nerds, and Aaron Imholte’s emotional insecurity got the best of him again! Watch as Aaron opts out of using his words to explain his feelings and fantasizes again about boxing Patrick and all his haters. Patrick immediately accepts, and Aaron starts putting on stipulations and trying t

January 8, 2025: MENTAL CHILLNESS! AARON IMHOLTE Invited To HACKAMANIA!?Joey C Refuses HIS Terms!

Jan 08 2025 347 mins  
Patrick cannot take it anymore! Jill Carlson must be discussed! What is it about nutjobs with causes that makes them think they’re actually accomplishing something? Listen up and gather around to hear a story about a woman betrayed by her family and the government of an entire town. See if you can make sense of it! Kevin Brennan thinks Patrick is making up a source about Blad